Talking Spit

5 Things That Annoy Me

Before I start on this rant, I want to give my dear and sincere readers/commenters an apology for my mishaps. In case you didn't know, Wattpad be acting an ass on my phone and sometimes I am unable to see what you guys comment. I didn't receive any notifs. Last night or today on the ice breaker chapter. After I uploaded the previous chapter, I then saw y'alls comments. But don't worry because I will answer them at the end of this chapter.

Anywho, yall see the rant so let's get to it.

What are 5 things that annoy you?

*People who jump into conversations. Like....who the fuck was talking to you. This is a AB conversation so C yo way out of it

*Annoying ass people. Stop talking to me. Stop touching me. Stop looking at me. If you want to be pain free, leave me the hell alone. Little bitch.

*Fake ass people. You see this? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Thats how many feet you need to stay away from me. Don't understand? Count the dashes bitch. Why be phony you fake ass pony? Bounce with that.

*Stans/Ultra mega fans of celebrities. I like alot of celebrities, but not enough to start a full fleged arguement over the internet. Like you die hard solid for this mf who don't know you nor me. I swear people can't have opinions nowadays, but if I don't like a celebrity, SO THE FUCK WHAT. I would call out celebrity names butttt....I'm trying to be nice.

*Wet ass socks. Nigga......get off my feet. I don't care if its a baby ass spot, I will take them hoes off.

Bonus annoyance: People/Girls who always wanna be center of attention. Sweetheart, do I need to direct you in the direction of some water?

I hope y'all liked those. Anywaysssss, let's go to the questions. I hope I'm not skipping over one.

Would you have sex with your bff pappy for a billion dollars? I don't even have a bff, so I guess bring that ass and the money here boy.

Pancakes or waffles? I am considered the Pancake Queen at my house because mines are the best, but I ALWAYS crave waffles. I want some right now tbh.

#1GottaGo
Meek Mill, Tyga, Young Thug
Tbh, I don't really like either of them scallywag ass niggas. Can I sleep on this question? Like..how dare you betray me asking such a fucked up question lol?

#1GottaGo
Tyga, Iggy, or Pitbull
Same as the top question. Yeah, Imma sleep on this too. FUCK DOT!

Anyways, don't be shy to leave suggestions and smack the dog shit out ya mom. Just kidding dont hit your mom. But I strongly encourage yall leave ideas. I found some on the net that will blow the roof of this mother but I still wanna know what yall want. Gooodbyeeeee Americaaaaa!