Talking Spit

Fuck These Niggas Man!

Idk why but when I came out of the shower tonight, I was mad as hell. I was talking to myself and I went on and on about dudes. Like, straight up roasting them. I forgot what I said but guess what?

Imma find some shit to complain about.

I hate the double standard. One of the biggest double standard I hate is when it comes to having kids. They always say a child is a mother's baby, so when they make one, they just neglect the poor child and make him/her grow up without a father.

Bitch, I ain't lay in the bed and made this baby by myself. This child is as much as your responsibilty as it is mine. If I ever tell a nigga that I'm pregnant and he hit me with 'Well I don't know what to tell you' bullshit, Imma fuck his ass up.

I love Menace II Society very dearly, but Cane was wrong for leaving Ilena with a baby to take care of. He knew better with his fine ass. Them sexy ass lips ♡♡

Anywaysssssss, moving on. I hate when guys can fuck as much girls they want and get praised for it. If I even smile at a boy for whatever reason, I get called fast and is told I can't date until I'm 30. Bitch....what?

No matter if you are a man or a woman, being a hoe is disgusting. Neither side should be justified. Don't be a slut. That's nasty. Stop fucking everybody and pick up a bible.

Shit, I forgot my other double standard rant. It'll come back later.

I hate niggas. I don't like how they are and how they act. In this generation, they all look, sound and act the same. Then they wanna get mad when we say all guys are the same. Y'all are tf!

When niggas stop acting like crybaby, stupid ass, ignorant ass, dickwhipped ass dudes, then I'll learn to respect one. And yes I did say dickwhipped.

They be SO QUICK to listen to their homeboys. I mean, the whole peer pressure thing just goes straight out of the window. They listen to everything their homeboy says, but can't even listen to their girl.

If their homeboy told them to jump, they would jump 3 times. 2 extra times just like a lil punk, simple minded, weak ass, pussy ass nigga. Never have a brain for your own and when its time to use your own, you don't use it. Gtfoh. Bitch ass.

Who do y'all think is the worst type of fuckboys? I think mixed dudes are the worst type of fuckboys tbh. PLEASE don't get me started on them.

They feel like because they have pretty eyes and curly hair they can pull any bitch they want. Bitch what?! The only thing you pulling from me is deez nuts. Ion even like lightskin niggas foh. I like my chocolate, thank you very much.

I hate when niggas play stupid too. One of the most IGNORANT things that could ever fall from a nigga's mouth is...I'm sorry. It's not what it looks like.

......BITCH YES THE FUCK IT IS! I just caught you in bed, fucking another woman. You wanna know how I know? Because bitch you were on top of her, butt ass naked. So now that I have arrived, you gon tell me this ain't what it looks like. So what was y'all doing? Having a tea party?

Don't try that fucked up shit with me. It don't work. I'm not fucking stupid. What it looks like is the exact scenario I just saw. You such a bad liar, my nigga.

I hate the fact that niggas have you as a fuck buddy or whatever, tell you not to catch feelings, smash on the regular, do his own thing with random hoes, but yet get mad at you when you find another nigga to tend to your needs. What kind of fucked up shit?

I saw a meme and it said (in a dude's perspective) "I could do a girl wrong and cheat and believe she could still love me. But if she cheat on me, I hate that bitch. She never loved me." Yeah, it went something like that.

How come when you cheat, we have to forgive you but when we cheat, we all type of hoes and bitches? Get yo funky ass on.

I hate catcalling. I am not a fucking dog. If you wanna talk to me, approach me correctly,speak correctly and maybe I'll consider your dog ass.

That reminds me, if I ever go a date in the future, that nigga BETTER not honk the honk or text me. He better hop his ass out that damn car, RING the doorbell and bring his funky ass on. Niggas be lazy as hell nowadays, but I ain't falling for them tricks. I'm not a jump-off nor a thirsty hoe.

Anything I missed? Any specific comment you wanna discuss about? Add them. I will be providing topics myself so whatever the next rant is will be random and off the wall. Lol I'm going to sleep cuz I'm tired as fuck. Dueces