Talking Spit

Social Media Now

First of all, I want everyone to check out my new book "Playing Both Teams." It's going to be one of those roller coaster, humorous and (maybe) sexual books so if you like those situations, I suggest you go check it out.

Also, I am slowly running out of topics and ideas for this book. The end might be coming but let's just live in the moment right now.

I'm obviously gonna rant about social media now. This is the most relevant, ever-changing and effective component of today's time. Even if you're not on social media, you are effected by it.

First of all, Imma rant about "likes." In case you mfs didn't know, this is an imaginary thing pretty much. These "likes" you receive is all a, sort of, mental thing.

Why are yall getting yall head boosted by these "likes"? Does likes pay your bills? Does likes put food on your table? Can likes help find a cure for cancer and AIDS? I didn't fucking think so.

Nobody, in real life, gives a shit about likes. Nobody cares that your recent photo got 1k likes. No one gives a rat's ass that you get 154 likes in 2 minutes. NO ONE CARES. THAT SHIT IS FOR THE BIRDS. REAL MFS (LIKE ME) FOCUS ON SHIT IN LIFE THAT HAS VALUE, LIKE MONEY AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, EDU-FUCKING-CATION.

Second, lemme say something about these followers. Laaawwwddd. Here we fucking go. Ready? Guess what?

No one gives a shit about how many followers you have. No one cares how you get them. No one cares how many you receive in 3 seconds. I didn't fucking know human life depends on likes now. Wtf happened to oxygen, water, shelter and food? I thought so.

Now, I'm just going to ramble about the bullshit I see on social media. Fasten your seatbelts and get ready to hopefully, testify with the shit I am going to say.

Yall mfs need Jesus. Why is it that somebody gotta expose somebody, showing yall small dicks and lil undeveloped pussies on my TL? Did yall see Malaysia Pargo's hacked IG page recently? They nasty as shit. Like, I can't.

Why is it that yall gotta put twerk videos on social media? Why you putting twerk videos up but yo bitch ass can't clean your room? Why you just...fishing for attention? Move tf on.
Why yall mfs talking shit about how ppl look and their insecurities and what not, but when yall post pics of your moms on Mother's Day...she flawful like a mf. I mean, every insecurity you talked shit about, she has.

Why yall acting crazy? Why yall fighting? Why yall finding yall boyfriends and shit, knowing good and well ppl be catfishing? Why act like a dumbass period?

Ok, I'm done. Hopefully I hit majority of topics. Send some new suggestions, I guess.