Talking Spit

Seniors Dating Freshmen?!

Bitcchhhhhh, pause. Why tf is big ass seniors dudes dating lil ass freshmen anyway? Wtf? That's so nasty, I swear.

Warning: the following rant contains vulgar language and RNS spoken by the one and only Kimi.

Lemme give some of y'all freshmen and soon-to be freshmen some advice. I feel like this is appropiate because alot of y'all are young asf. I hope y'all take this into consideration, unless you wanna be a lil boo thot. In that case, don't listen to me.

DO NOT date seniors guys as a freshman. I'm telling you to not. It don't matter how nice he is, how cute he may seem, whatever is the case.

Seniors don't care about no damn freshman. It's their last year in high school, and all they concerned with is graduating and gaining the last high school experience they can have. They not looking for a relationship. If you feel like

"Omg, he's so in love with me. He wanna date me. Oh lawd. I'm in loveeeeee."

Babygirl, you gon get your feelings HURT. He don't gaf about you. He don't wanna be in a relationship with you. And PLEASE DO NOT fuck him. He gon take that coochie (or your virginity if you hadn't lost it already) and fucking DIP on yo ass. Adios puta.

I mean, shit like this happens in the real world. You live and you learn. I know that. I'm only warning you because you WILL get in your feelings and you WILL be heartbroken. Don't even front like it won't faze you because it will. Just listen to me. I'll never lie to you about that.

Also, on top of that comes the drama. HELLA bitches gon wanna fight you. They gon have problems with you and deadass try to scrap with you over this dirt muffin ass nigga. Don't believe me? Well, BDK gotta story to tell.

Flashback to 9th grade year, duh.

Me and my homegirl chilling. It's around this time of the year (I believe) and she was talking to this senior. Now, me being the honest ass friend I am, I expressed my concerns with her. But at the end of the day, its her business, her vagina, her problems. I wasn't fucking with bum ass niggas so ☕☕☕☕

Anywho, they dated. Everyone kept warning her because this nigga was already 18. She was obviously underrated and tbh......that's not a good look. She even had an older sister who was similar in age to this nigga and told her to stop fucking with him.

Do you think she listened? Well, if she did, would I have a story to tell? Exactly.

They dated for like 4 days. She found out he was a snake ass nigga. However, they was having some type of shananigans going on and she was pissed at him. Then, she asked me to inbox (ahhh, Facebook) and figure out what the problem was.

I did it, trying to catch some tea. He was saying something, ion even remember what came out his dog ass mouth. All I know is this nigga was tryna holla at me.

-.- bitch, if you don't get yo peeping tom ass on. You grown. Imma lil girl. R Kelly Jr. Head ass.

The next fucking day, we decided to go through the lunchline and get breakfast. He was standing there.......but he kept staring at me. I told homegirl to tell him to stop fucking staring, but her being the babbler mouth she is, she burlted it out embarassing him.

Getting to the point, I heard later on that day that another girl in our grade wanted to fight her over that bum ass nigga. I was sitting there like

"I know y'all mfs not finna fight over this no good ass nigga."

So, they started bickering and shit. Having beef. He didn't know wtf he wanted, so he kept back and forth between the two. I think that was quite stupid but hey that's my opinion.

That's not even the bad part. Chillleeeee, listen to this.

This nigga got a 1 year old DAUGHTER. But his overgrown ass wanna chase lil undeveloped booty. I can't. That's something else. Lord forgive me, but his daughter is not a cute baby. Sorry Jesus, but she ain't cute. Hey, thats just my opinion and my perogative.

He's back AGAIN this year. He's still a bum ass nigga. This year, he tryna to fuck the new coming freshmen. He even tried to get one of them pregnant but ☕☕☕☕

He's 19 now. Still ugly asf. I saw him recently because I accidently bumped into him. I was wearing this dress, looking like Miss Scrumptious. Ya know how that go ♡ he looked at me like I was a big ole chocolate bar and said verbatim

"Wassup". And then licked his lips. Bitch, I didn't even respond. I ran off. Momma told me to never speak to strangers and pedophiles. I'm keeping my distance. Ion wanna be the next victim.

Moral of the story, don't fuck seniors. They are bad for your health. High school isn't a playground. Get your education and then gtfo. Don't be focused on boys. Get your priorities straight.

I feel like being a mentor or a big sister. Who wants a "high school guide" rant? If I get 5 ppl to ask for one, Imma do it. If not, I ain't gon do it. And if you not a freshmen or graduated, add ya two cents so we can help the younger crowd go down a right path. I'm trying to give you a heads up and teach y'all right from wrong.