Talking Spit

Movie Theater Prices?!!

So, I have received you guys' suggestions and topics. I promise I will get to them. I don't want y'all to feel ignored. I hear y'all. I'mma get to them. And I will do a MS tonight but it will not be sexually related, so all y'all young folks can read it this time.

Have y'all seen them prices at the movie theater?! First of all, sometimes the ticket prices are a little expensive. It's typical, especially if its a large movie. Cool. I'll buy the damn ticket or whatever.

But, once you get inside, and see the prices for snacks..

Oh babybeh fuck no! *tarzan vc*

Who tf gon pay 5 dollas for some stale ass popcorn?! Bitch, I don't even like popcorn like that. Then, on top of that, you paying hella racks for some damn cup of soda. Y'all got me fucked up.

Then, I gotta pay a whole bunch of money for a bitch ass bag of candy?! I can go to Family Dollar and get the same thing, bigger sometimes, for a cheaper price.

That's why my movie theme is BYOS:Bring Ya Own Snacks. Go to the store, stash ya own snacks in ya bag or purse, and take yo jolly ass to go see the movie.

Hell, if you can sneak it in, take some fast food with you. Take ya choked up ass Burger King, Wendy's, even good ass Zaxby's if you want. If I brought Zaxbys and they wouldn't let me bring it in, I'm fighting whoever got a problem with it. FUCK YOU, BITCH.

Ok, the end. Haha. You liked it? Yay or nay? Nay? Getcho ass on motherfucker.

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