Talking Spit

Girl Problems

 REUPLOADED

Well, here's things on here all of us as females should relate to, right? Those of us who are born with a vagina? Alrighty then, let's get to it.

I will list things us women go through. If y'all agree, just say preach. Add ya two cents. Hell, be free to disagree. Each and every one of us are different but there are certain things we all have in common.

1. Periods

The worst of the worst. As if life couldn't give the worst and most confusing gift ever, it decides to give you periods. Like, why do we have to have blood dripping from our vaginas? Why, Lord, why?

I swear when I first heard about periods, I was like, "Noooooooo!" I had just got into puberty and got very confused hearing about this.

You know, as a child, my logic was that we all just grow. I didn't know there was hair, hormones, blood, pubes, pimples, and sometimes sex involves. Hell, I thought sex was when two people wore their underwear and bra (or naked), kissed and rubbed their bodies together.

I had no idea there was holes, juice, positions, and stuff like that involved. I didn't even know your butthole could be used for sex. Ahh, thanks puberty for ruining my poor brain.

Anyways, I hate my period. It comes DEAD SMACK in the beginning of the month. It's so annoying. Cramps are an occasional thing, but last time, I had really bad cramps. I took at least 5 pills just to tame them hoes.

If you are a female who has a light flow and your period lasts for like 2 days, I hate you. I NEVER had it that easy. Mine is a full week and the first 3 days are seriously a living hell.

When I first had my period, that bitch lasted 11 days! Tragic, right? I know.

I don't use tampons. I don't wanna get TSS but yet I don't wanna stick nothing up there. Ya know, it seems quite scary. I don't even want a penis up there but Imma stick some spongy thang up there? Y'all got me fifty shades of fucked up!

I mean, we all are mature here. Not trying to be creepy, but shed some light on your period. Regardless, I feel your pain, girl. Even if you got that light flow. I still hate you but I feel your pain.

2. Big Booty Problems

You can tell this was requested cause bihhh, Ion got no big booty. I gotta lil booty bihh. Ain't no stacked in the back, but I ain't no flap jack neither. If you got big booty problems, find somebody else to rant about that.

In my genetics, eventually I will have a big butt. I don't want a butt like my auntie. No joke, she got a basketball ass. Like her ass got two legs. I know her butt heavy cuz its big as hell and she walk so slow with it. Her ass done turn her into a snail, Lawd have mercy.

I want a nice, round, firm, juicy booty. Not too big. Not too small. Nice and right. I don't like wide butts. They look like elephant asses. And I don't want a flat ass. That ain't cute.

3. Big Boob Problems

Yeah, this was requested because my titties aint big either. Hell, when I lay on my back, I'm flat chested. However, I love big boobs. I want big boobs. I want nice, full, C cup titties.

Regardless, I am like, in love with my breasts. They are so beautiful. I'm obsessed with them. You can talk shit about anything about me, but my breasts, it don't faze me. La la la I'm conceited about my titties. Talk to the hand.

Ion know about y'all but mine get sore when I'm on my period. I hate it. They feel so delicate and fragile. And I hate not wearing a bra. I need to have mine on. If I don't wear one, I be feeling weird. Like, I be feeling some type of way *wink wink* lemme stop.

Bonus: Boys

Of course, if you're a lesbian, this may not be relatable to you. But to this rest of us, this is a big deal.

I haven't had sex nor my first kiss before. All the guys I had a crush on never liked me back. Hell, the last crush I had went to jail. Since then, I have protected my feelings and vowed to NEVER fall in love. Lmaoo unless I know the feelings are mutual. I have gotten my heart broken literally too many times liking guys that didn't like me.

The only niggas that liked me was the ones I didn't want. Foh you crusty, musty, dusty, retarded pickle, booty flake ass nigga. You ain't my flavor, biotch!

I don't even know if I seem attractive to a guy. I know I am to girls. I have had so many female friends have crushes on me. A lot of them even wanted to eat my box and date me, but that's off topic.

With guys, we honestly have to be careful. They are poison. Some are no good. They only want what us for what they can use us for. I don't wanna be used. I wanna be loved, but I guess I'll have to find the right guy that's ready to love me. I ain't in no rush because I'd rather get money and make good grades than to be cuddled up with some dick. Got me fucked up.

That's the end of this rant. Ion think I was on point with this one but fuck it. My hand hurt. I ane even gon read over this. If you see an error, fuck it. Ya girl tired. And hungry asab.

#GrowingUpBlack and Midnight Session coming nexxxtttttt!