Talking Spit

Midnight Session 1.3

I'm hella late because its only because I was wayyyyy behind on my Youtube Subscriptions and missed a bunch of important videos. Anywho, I want to get into this new topic.

Are y'all even up right now? I lowkey feel like I'm talking to myself. Oh well, y'all will see this in the morning.

Like I always say, if you can not handle mature situations, get yo young and tender ass on. Alright....you have been warned.

I originally was going to be hella childish and lowkey funny with this topic but I got another question about this that was kinda serious, so tonight Imma be on my grown woman shit.

That's right, I'm talking virginity.

Some people like to call it 'popping the cherry' but I strongly dislike that term. It sounds disrespectful and makes it sound like a joke. Getting busted clean wide open is not a fucking joke. Stop saying that dumb shit.

At first, somebody wanted me to talk about my first time. Since I am a virgin, I was gonna make a cheesy ass scenario and then at the end be like, "Sike muddafuckas I'm a virgin as hell." But then, someone else bought up the topic of my expectations for the setting and time to lose my virginity. Y'all better thank her so y'all woulda gotten a handful of bullshit tonight lol.

For those of you who have already lost your virginity, like describe how it feels. Does it hurt? Is it REALLY that uncomfortable? I heard it was awkward as hell to moan in front of a boy. Like......forreal? No joke, like seriously? I sound mad young but hey, there's 50 year olds that are still virgins so don't judge me.

Tbh, I don't really have expectations for my first time. As long as he's patient and whatever, then I should be good.....right? Since we all are a big family, Imma tell y'all something lowkey personal about me.

Honestly, in my head, I contemplate whether I should wait until marriage to lose my virginity or should I wait until I find a good boyfriend (before marriage obviously). Tbh, either way, its a huge gamble. Either way a nigga could fuck me over so...I guess its more about me playing safe, right?

I try to not be that 'fantasy' type girl that wants to plan out everything. I don't really have any specifics. But I do know one thing. I am not losing it on prom night. Sorry but that's old school and tacky as hell. I didn't get all dolled up and bought this expensive ass dress to be just busting it wide open at the end of the night.

And tell me why a scenario like that happened in a wattpad book on here. Right after he broke her hymen and she got used to it, that super bitch got on top of him and rode his ass like a rodeo. My face when I read it was like,"Fa'real hoe? So, you just gon' sit there and lie like that, son?"

But I'm saving cliches for a new and totally different rant later on.

I mean, techinically that's not a cliche, but that dumb shit happens wayyyy too often on this bitch, so it should be classified as a cliche, right?

Anyways, to you young ladies, I can not honestly give an answer to that question. According to the Kimi Law of Life, I'll lose my virginity when I just feel secure and comfortable. And tbh, there's no telling when that'll be, especially if I'm dealing with a nigga. Ha! That's more so a joke. Ha!

What about you? When will you lose your innocence? What's the right time for you? I mean...I just wanna know. *meek mill vc*

Lmaooo don't even get me started on that nigga. But anyways, any more suggestions? I wanna squeeze another MS in here, but only if you guys are willing to read. I need to have this midnight flavor. See y'all next MS. ♡

Tell me why Dance For You by Beyonce just came on. Time to take out them thigh high boots and practice in the mirror. Lmaooo but just kidding. They ain't ready for this jelly.

Lmaoo who tf I'm kidding. My little tiny ass ain't got no jelly. Foh dawg. *inserts laughing emojis since wattpad stale ass don't allow them on here*