Tilak: Guys....why did Jassi bhai send me this emojis
Rohit : ooh i know what that emoji means
Tilak : what bhaiya ??
Rohit : It means.... Jassi is warning you of imminent danger. But now the real question is - what did you do to deserve the warning?
Surya: shouts from across the room
Maybe Tilak should make sure that next time he's with Rohit bhai, there are no cameras around.
Might just save his life.
Tilak: BRO I WAS JUST WALKING WITH HIM!
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Interviewer: Who gives the best advice?
Akash: Rohit bhaiya.
Interviewer: One batter you'd never sledge?
Akash: Rohit bhaiya.
Interviewer: Favourite Batman?
Akash: Rohit bhaiya.
Interviewer: Okay... You're on a boat with your favourite person. The boat starts sinking. You can save only one-your favourite or yourself. Who do you save?
Akash: without blinking Rohit bhaiya.
Interviewer: stares at him in silence, processing every life decision that led to this moment
Off-camera voice (probably someone from crew): Bro's not a fan, he's in a cult.
Shreyas who watched this interview texted in their ICT crack head group : Next interview gonna be titled: "Akash Madhwal-Bowler, Believer, Bhakt." *link to interview*
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[Team Group Chat - Post Interview]
Rishu: Akash, blink twice if you've been brainwashed.
Shreyas: Too late. Bro's printing "Rohit Bhaiya Forever" on his match shoes.
Rahul: Just walked into the dressing room and-
photo: a shrine made of Rohit's cutouts, candles, and a framed quote that says "WWRBD - What Would Rohit Bhaiya Do?"
Surya: WHO DID THIS?!
Shreyas: Don't look at me. I just brought the fairy lights.
Tilak: He made me write poetry. About Rohit bhaiya's calm captaincy.
Rishu: I walked in and Akash was meditating under a giant poster of Ro.
Akash: enters chat
You guys are just jealous of my devotion.
Ro: finally joins
What is happening in this dressing room?
Surya: Nothing, bhaiya. Just your #1 disciple setting up your fan temple.
Ro: Akash, you okay?
Akash: omg...seee why I love him soo much he always asks if I'm okay or not *tearing up*
Shreyas: Okay that's it.
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Ishan leaning toward Abhishek, whispering:
"Bro... what's up with Head? Why's he sulking like someone stole his snacks?"
Abhishek whispers back, dead serious:
"He saw reels. Photos. Of Ro bhai meeting Joss. Hugging him."
Ishan blinking rapidly:
"Wait... what?"
Abhishek sighs dramatically:
"Yeah. He's mad-sad. Said Ro bhai was all chill with Joss. Smiling. Casual. Meanwhile, with him it's all 'yes, good knock' and awkward side-pats."
Ishan eyes go full saucer mode:
"He's upset over this?!"
Abhishek:
"Apparently he expected... emotional intimacy."
Ishan whisper-yells:
"OOMG I NEED TO TELL SHUBI-"
runs off like he's breaking national news
Abhishek calling after him:
"Bro don't add filters to the story-"
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Rishu: drops a photo of him hugging Rohit bhai during the practice section.
Shreyas: Rishu, delete that before I report it for emotional damage.
Rahul: What's the point now, bro? there are so many reels going viral. Rishu's getting fan edits while we sit here like side characters.
Surya: I swear I smell jealousy. And maybe... betrayal?
Rahul: *glaring* You're a literal sun. Of course you smell burning things.
Shreyas: Meanwhile I've been only getting a fist bump from Rohit bhai since last season. Rishu just shows up and bam full hug like it's a Karan Johar reunion.
Rishu: Don't hate me because I'm lovable.
Rahul: We hate you because you're too lovable. There's a difference.
Ro: I hugged him once and he's acting like he won a lifetime achievement award.
Surya: To be fair, you are the main character in his story right now. He should be thankful Jassi was not there or else one bouncer would have been launched.
Shreyas: I'm calling for an official team meeting. Agenda: How to stop Rishu from stealing all the captain hugs and Special invitation will be sent to Jassi.
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ICT crack head group Chat
Ro : Reminder - We have team meeting at 9:00 am.
Shreyas: Bold of you to assume I'll be conscious.
Rahul : Bold of you to assume I'll be emotionally available that early.
Rishu : Bold of you to think... you will find me there
Yashu : I'll show up.
Everyone: Nerd.
A/N
I'm not sure what I have written in between work but yeah I wrote something after a while, do let me know what you think and if you want me to write a few more of these.....
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