Rishabh: Rohit bhaiya, the printer’s not working.
Rohit: Did you plug it in?
Rahul: How do you always know these things before we even check?
Rohit: Years of experience… and a sixth sense....
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Jassi: Who finished the last slice?
Rishabh: Not me.
Rohit: Check the mirror, Rishabh. Sauce says otherwise.
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Rohit: You’re late again.
Rishabh: Traffic, bhaiya.
Rahul: There’s no traffic at 6 a.m.
Rishabh: Emotional traffic.
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Mahi is on a call when he notices the kitchen unusually quiet.
Mahi (suspicious): …Why is it so quiet?
He walks in and finds Rohit sitting under the table with biscuit crumbs everywhere.
Mahi: Rohit! What are you doing?
Rohit (mouth full): Nuffin’…
Yuvi (from the doorway): Operation Biscuit was a success, Captain!
Virat (facepalming): And now he’s the evidence.
Mahi crosses his arms, fighting a smile.
Mahi: All of you — kitchen lockdown.
Rohit: Ro want more.
Mahi: Not a chance, Mr. Biscuit Bandit.
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Rishabh: Who’s got the map?
Rahul: Google does.
Jassi: And yet… we’re lost.
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Rohit: Who changed the group name to Rohit Fan Club?
Rishabh: Not me!
Rahul: Definitely Rishabh. He used the same emoji combo.
Rishabh: …no comment
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Rishabh: Head is again staring at Rohit bhaiya.
Rahul: Staring? Bro, he’s eye recording every move Ro makes.
Jassi: If he stares any harder, Hawk-Eye will get jealous.
Rohit (walking by): What’s so funny?
Rishabh: Nothing bhaiya… just discussing fielding positions.
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Virat lightly spanked Rohit with his bat in a teasing way while Rohit was bent over to pick up his gloves during the match.
Rahul (sitting in the dugout): That’s wrong Sharma Virat.
Rishabh: Leave Virat bhai… look at Head, bro — he’s staring again.
Yashu: Head be like, “What Kohli just did is a dream for me.”
A/N
I'm thinking of writing one snippet which will be the only Baby Ro addition so let me know if you are interested or else I won't spend time writing rather than relaxing since work is going to be hell this week and coming month.
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