ICT Kids GC
Rishu: Breaking news: MI kids are already decorating bhaiya's room.
I repeat, they're TOUCHING HIS things.
Shreyas: Bro I saw Jassi's Insta story. He was hanging balloons with a SMUG face.
He knows what he's doing.
Rahul: Not me watching Surya blow candles with bhai while I cut my own cake in silence last year.
Shubman: I asked bhai if we could do a Zoom call. He said "network is unstable."
Excuse me??? I'm unstable.
Yuzi: Can someone explain why Tilak gets to be the official bhaiya cake feeder???
Who even decides this???
Kuldeep: Meanwhile me, scrolling through stories like a single ex on Valentine's Day.
Rishu: Don't even get me started on Yashu. He's not MI but is somehow THERE???
How is that fair???
Rahul: RR privilege. Same hotel. Proximity-based favoritism.
I want to cry in a towel.
Shreyas: I bet Yashu's already earned five brownie points just for breathing near bhaiya.
Shubman: I just want him to look at me the way he looks at Jassi when he says "good job, champ."
Rishu: We used to be the golden children.
Now we're the guest list people who don't get invites.
Yuzi: I'm starting a petition. "Equal Cake Rights for All ICT Members."
Kuldeep: Tagline: Just because we don't play for MI doesn't mean we don't love Ro bhai.
While later
Rishu: I just saw a reel of Tilak hugging bhaiya with cake on his face.
This is personal.
Shreyas: How is Tilak already messy and blessed?
Where's MY frosting moment??
Ishan: Guys...
I won't even be there this year.
No cake smash. No Ro bhai hug. No nothing.
This is the loneliest IPL of my life.
Rahul: SRH takleef is real.
Come, we'll throw you a pity party.
Yashu: I tried telling them to wait till 12:01 for me but Jassi said "bro this isn't a Zoom meeting."
Shubman: Bhaiya sent me a thumbs up emoji when I said Happy Birthday in advance.
A THUMBS UP. I felt that in my soul.
Yuzi: I'll fly there just to push Jassi's face into the cake.
Let's see if he still gets that "proud of you" head pat then.
Kuldeep: Plot twist: next year we secretly plan bhaiya's birthday without the MI kids.
Operation: "Ro bhai's Bday bash by ICT juniors"
Shreyas: First step: kidnap bhaiya.
Second step: make him emotionally dependent on us.
Rishu: Third step: destroy MI group chat.
Ishan: Fourth step: please let me smash cake on someone this year. I'm begging....
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Group Chat: ICT Seniors + Juniors
Jaddu: sends photo of Polly and Rohit hugging during MI b'day celebration
Jaddu: Just a little nostalgia. Sweet, no?
Virat: Sweet? I just bit my knuckles.
Virat: Rohit what the hell? Why are you hugging that polly molly???
Jinks: Virat it's his b'day, so hugging is fine after wishing.
Virat (sulking): Still... I don't get to meet him until later and these people are showing off.
Rahul: We're watching our captain getting stolen in HD.
