*Hello readers! This is just something I threw together after hearing some lines in my Harry Potter aduio book pratcially BEGGING to be used as a joke! Enjoy*
*WARNING: These are purley fan made and are in no particular order*
Bellatrix and Hermionie:
Bellatrix: "How did you get into my vault?! Did that filthy little Goblin in the cellar help you?"
Hermionie: *screaming on the floor* "We only met him tonight, we've never been inside your vault. The sword is a copy, just a copy"
Bellatix: "Oh OK then" *sits down in a big comfy chair with a nail buffer*
Hermionie: *sits up* "That's all?"
Bellatrix: "Do you want to be cut to death with a huge sharp knife, begging for mercy and insisting the sword is a fake?" *glares at Hermionie sucspiciously*
Hermionie: "Ummmmm...no"
Bellatrix: "Exactly" *takes our reading glasses, sips Coffee and gets out a newspaper "Go get your friends and finish of You Know Who so I can ressurect him as a beauty pagent"
Hermionie: *widens eyes* "What the-"
Bellatrix: *Takes Knife out of dress* "I still have this you know!"
Hermionie: "OK!" *starts to run off*
Bellatrix: "Hermionie?"
Hermionie: "Yeah?"
Bellatrix: "You forgot your sword"
Hermionie: "Thanks!" *takes sword*
Bellatrix: "have a nice day" *sips coffee*
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Harry Potter and The Deadly Marshmallows!
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