The cheese sandwich...of DOOM!

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Ron: "duh dun dah duuuuuuu. Duh dun dah duuuuuu" (here comes the bride tune)

Harry:...

Hermionie: "uhhhh"

Voldemort: "SO RAISE YOUR GLASS IF YOU ARE WRONG AND HAVE NO NOSE!"

Death enters:*put down glasses*

Voldemort: "I WILL kill all who fail to raise their glass"

Death eaters: *nervously smile and raise glasses*

Voldemort: "lesson one: 'to be a good party animal' is complete!"

Death enters: "YAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Snape: "my lord...I had fun once...it was terrible!"

Voldemort:...

Death eaters:...

Snape:...

Ron: "SO PUT YOUR WAND UP IF YOUR 'RON' IN ALL THE RIGHT WAYS!"

Bellatrix: "ALL MY DARK LORD ONES!"

Malfoy (Draco): "I WILL NEVER BE, NEVER BE"

Mr and Mrs Malfoy: "ANYTHING BUT RICH, AND EVEN MORE RICH"

Dobby's: "CUTE FREE ELVES IN SOCKS!"

Harry: "SO RAISE YOUR POT(er)

Dear reader...WHAT DID I JUST WRITE? GAHHHHHHH!

(But Dobby's IS cute in socks >w<

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