YO WHADDUP GUYS?! I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE FOREVER BECAUSE I'VE BEEN TRYING TO WORK OUT THE NEW VERSION OF WATTPAD AND I HATE IT!!!
HERE'S YA' CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! (I'm high on chocolate coins btw)
Ron: HARRRRRYYYY! Hermionie turned me down! *cries*
Harry: Well, you were against me *pats shoulder* It was brave of you to try though buddy. Better luck next time :-/
Ron: HHHHHHAAAAAAARRRRRRRYYYYYY YOU'RE NOT HELPING T^T
Harry: Ron, how about seeing hermionie in a....swimsuit...?
Ron: OHMAHGOD SHOW ME!!!
Harry: No. I can't. *troll face* if you ask her out on a date to the beach then maybe it will become reality!
Ron: Harry...You're a genius
Harry: I know
~later~
Ron: Umm...Hermionie...
Hermionie: Yo Ron, whaddup?
Ron:...umm...ok..well, I was wondering if-
Hermionie: Hey Ron, do you think Harry would want to go to the beach with me?
Ron: Umm...well you see, I was wondering if you wanted to go with m-
Hermionie: I mean Harry probably has abs....and a lot of special features...*daydreaming*
Ron: yeah.....*daydreaming*
Hermionie: But you could come along too, you could bring Lavender!
Ron: Who the BUCKbeak is Lavender?
Lavender: WRON, WRON!!! *jumps on his back*
Ron: Oh...S*it me....
~even later~
Hermionie: YEAAAAHHHH! THE BEACH! *dismounts thestral*
Ron: Ummm Hermionie...Where's Harry?
Hermionie: Oh um...well, he couldn't make it.
Ron: Oh...ok then
Hermionie: where's Lavender Ron?
Ron: Oh I threw her off of my Thestral when we where about 300 ft in the air...
Hermionie: Oh my goodness! Is she alright?!
Ron: probably not.
Hermionie: anyway, we might as well go for a swim. *waves wond and is wearing the sexiest bikini ever*
Ron: umm...yeah *transfixed, he waves his wand too and is wearing a bikini*
Hermionie: o....kk......anwyay, lets go swimmi-
{beach is covered in Snow instead of sand}
Ron/Hermionie: oh...
Hermionie: *shivers*
Ron: *puts arms around Hermionie*
Hermionie: *looks up at ron*
Ron: *Looks down at Hermionie*
Hermionie: Um...we should find shelter...*blushed*
Ron: Yeah.....yeah totally *blushes*
Ron/Hermione: *walk away to a nearby cave....*
GAAAAAAHHHHH IT'S SO CUTE!
Sorry for being inactive, I got Youtube and...well I've started voiceacting and being a Youtaite, but don't worry! I'll be here every now and then!
Thank you for sticking by me even though I'm never here! TwT I appreciate it a lot!
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Harry Potter and The Deadly Marshmallows!
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