~Christmas special~

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YO WHADDUP GUYS?! I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE FOREVER BECAUSE I'VE BEEN TRYING TO WORK OUT THE NEW VERSION OF WATTPAD AND I HATE IT!!!

HERE'S YA' CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! (I'm high on chocolate coins  btw)

Ron: HARRRRRYYYY! Hermionie turned me down! *cries*

Harry: Well, you were against me *pats shoulder* It was brave of you to try though buddy. Better luck next time :-/

Ron: HHHHHHAAAAAAARRRRRRRYYYYYY YOU'RE NOT HELPING T^T

Harry: Ron, how about seeing hermionie in a....swimsuit...?

Ron: OHMAHGOD SHOW ME!!!

Harry: No. I can't. *troll face*  if you ask her out on a date to the beach then maybe it will become reality!

Ron: Harry...You're a genius

Harry: I know

~later~

Ron: Umm...Hermionie...

Hermionie: Yo Ron, whaddup?

Ron:...umm...ok..well, I was wondering if-

Hermionie: Hey Ron, do you think Harry would want to go to the beach with me?

Ron: Umm...well you see, I was wondering if you wanted to go with m-

Hermionie: I mean Harry probably has abs....and a lot of special features...*daydreaming*

Ron: yeah.....*daydreaming*

Hermionie: But you could come along too, you could bring Lavender!

Ron: Who the BUCKbeak is Lavender?

Lavender: WRON, WRON!!! *jumps on his back*

Ron: Oh...S*it me....

~even later~

Hermionie: YEAAAAHHHH! THE BEACH! *dismounts thestral*

Ron: Ummm Hermionie...Where's Harry?

Hermionie: Oh um...well, he couldn't make it.

Ron: Oh...ok then 

Hermionie: where's Lavender Ron?

Ron: Oh I threw her off of my Thestral when we where about 300 ft in the air...

Hermionie: Oh my goodness! Is she alright?!

Ron: probably not.

Hermionie: anyway, we might as well go for a swim. *waves wond and is wearing the sexiest bikini ever*

Ron: umm...yeah *transfixed, he waves his wand too and is wearing a bikini*

Hermionie: o....kk......anwyay, lets go swimmi-

{beach is covered in Snow instead of sand}

Ron/Hermionie: oh...

Hermionie: *shivers*

Ron: *puts arms around Hermionie*

Hermionie: *looks up at ron*

Ron: *Looks down at Hermionie*

Hermionie: Um...we should find shelter...*blushed*

Ron: Yeah.....yeah totally *blushes*

Ron/Hermione: *walk away to a nearby cave....*

GAAAAAAHHHHH IT'S SO CUTE!

Sorry for being inactive, I got Youtube and...well I've started voiceacting and being a Youtaite, but don't worry! I'll be here every now and then! 
Thank you for sticking by me even though I'm never here! TwT I appreciate it a lot!

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 25, 2014 ⏰

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