Voldemort: *sighs* "Why did I go for Harry anyway? I kind of feel bad for...everything I've done..."
Bellatrix: "My Lord!"
Deatheaters: "LE GASP!"
Voldemort: "I know!" *strokes VERY invisible beard* "I think I should call it a..." *checks Calander* "seven years, seven days, six hours, seventeen seconds, well done...what are your thoughts...a vote?"
Bellatrix: "All in favour?"
Deatheaters: *all but one raises wand arm*
Voldemort: "Ron...why do you dissagree?"
Ron: "I'm a triple agent, I lost my brain and I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT A **** IS!?"
Voldemort: "Avader Kedavra!"
Ron: *dies*
Deatheters: "I THROW MY WAND UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES, SAYIN' AYYYYYOH! WHERE'D MY NOSE GO!?"
Voldemort: "Presisley" *sips drink*
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Harry Potter and The Deadly Marshmallows!
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