Ron goes ice-skating

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Harry: (trapped under the ice retrieving sword) "MMPH! MMPH!"

Random guy: "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

 Harry: "................MMPH!"

Random guy: "Huh? Oh look at that beautiful butterfly!" *skates off*

Harry: (mumbling) "Ron..." *bashes harder*

Ron: *peers in* "Oh HAI HARRY! Why are you in there?"

Harry: "JUST GET ME OUT!" *thinks* How am I talking now?

Ron: "HERE I COME HARRY!" *jumps*

Harry: "RON NO!"

Ron: *breaks all the ice*

Harry: *scrambles out shivering*

Ron: "Bit chilly this isn't it Harry?"

Harry: "I can't wait for Hermionie to beat the (bleep) outta you Ron..."

Ron: *troll face*

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