Ron's breakfast

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Ron: "Harrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee?"

Harry: *annoyed* "What?

Ron: "What's for BREAKFAST tomorrow?"

Harry: "You just had your freaking dinner!"

Ron: "BUT I NEED FOOD!" *Robot eyes*

Harry: ...

Ron: "Are 'the tales of beedle the bard' tasty Hermionie?"

Hermionie: "I wouldn't know"

Ron: "Shall I find out?"

Hermionie: "P*** off Ron"

Ron: "WAAAAAAAAA"

Harry: *kicks Ron...somewhere*

Ron: "I WILL HAVE MY REVENGY"

Hermionie: "Ron even this book hates you...It's REVENGE"

Ron: *Storms out into the rain and dissaperates leaving behind his brain*

Ron: "Where am I...What is breakfast...and what's a p***?"

*back in the tent*

Hermionie: "Well I'm glad we lost him"

Harry: "Me too...well what is for breakfast?"

Hermionie: *kicks Harry out of the tent and far away to the magic land of unicorns and brains*

Harry: "Oh ****!"

*Authors note: WHAT IS THIS?! I'M RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS!*

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