Harry: "And that was when I ALONE stabbed the Basalisk"
Ginny: "Oh Harry, you're SO dreamy!"
Harry: *Looks to front, winks and teeth gleam white*
Ron: "Hold it right there!" *storms in with Hermionie, Neville, Luna, Abaforth, Dumbledore's ghost, a Voldemort cardbord cut out and Dobby's ghost.
"If it weren't for all of us, you would never have beaten Voldy Mouldy
Cardbord Voldemort: *whispers* "Mouldy Voldy"
Ron: "Exactly!"
Luna: "Hi Harry Potter...I'm not married to Neville...I married Rolf Scamander instead...
Harry: "Uhhhh...OK..."
Ron: "Basically" *takes VERY deep breath* "If Voldemort hadn't hunted you down and killed your parents, you wouldn't be famous, If your Aunt and Uncle hadn't been there for you, voldemort or his followers would've killed you then and there and if me and Hermionie hadn't made friends with you then you proberbly would have died a LONG time ago. If Dobby hadn't saved you by warning you then you would also be dead and if Dumbledore forgot about love and stuff then you would also have died because Voldy Mouldy-er-Mouldy Vouldy would of had you slaughtered...and if Neville and luna weren't there in book five-" *Hermionie hits Ron hard* "OW! Oh...sorry...I mean at the ministry, then we would have been out numbered and killed. Also if Abaforth wasn't in the pub living there and owning it, we would never have gotten into Hogwarts, been kissed by the demeontors or destroyed by the Deatheaters. THEN if Dobby hadn't died for you and stuff before that, then you would have been KILLED by Bellatrix. (also let's not forget Sirius, Moody, Lupin, My parents, Ginny, and everyone alse at Hogwarts) *takes deep breaths while coughing*
Harry: "...I see..."
Ron: "Alright...bye then!"
*all exit except Voldemort*
Voldemort: *Evil voice* "I will hunt you down again Harry, I will return and-"
Ron: "Come on you!" Grabs the cardbord cut out by the neck and drage him away*
*Voldemorts screams of killing and going harry hunting echo until the front door closes*
Harry: *whispers to Ginny* "But I'm the most awesome..."
Ron: *shouts* "I HEARD THAT!"
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Harry Potter and The Deadly Marshmallows!
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