Harry Potter and The Deadly Marshmallows!

The deadly marshmallows!

Iinside the room of requirement*

Harry: *running* "Only two more horcruxes! We can do it guys!"

Ron: "Harry!" *stops running* "look!"

*trail of marshmallows leading round the corner*

Hermionie: "I dunno, this could be a trap..."

*Harry and Ron turn and look at her slowly*

Harry: "Hermionie they're marshmallows for Dobby's sake!"

Ron: "They're super good too!"

Harry: "Ron you pig!"

*Ron follows trail eating them as he goes*

Harry: "sall we just..." *looks at Hermionie*

Hermionie: "wait here? Definitely. I'm marshmallow intolerent"

Harry: ...

Shape: "Hello everyone"

Harry: "hey, aren't you dead now?"

Snape "uhhhhhh..." *flicks through 'Deathly Hallows' book* "nope"

Harry: "OK"

Snape: "The dark lord lost some Marshmallows earlier this morning, he is devastated and is now feeling even more murderous"

Harry: "what?!"

Snape: *eats Marshmallow* "yeah...he is SOOOOOOO angry"

Ron: "B****Y H**l!!!" *runs round corner*

Voldemort: "DIE GINGER!"

Ron: *screams like a girl*

Dumbledore: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Voldemort: "Dumbledore what are you doing?"

Dumbledore: *hits floor* "PROTECTING GINGER!"

Voldemort: "Why?"

Dumbledore: "Because he holds the LAST MARSHMALLOW!"

Voldemort: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *races for Marshmallow*

Dumbledore: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *grabs his arm and pulls him back*

*slow motion racing*

Ron: "What's with you two?" *eats the last Marshmallow*

Voldemort: *goes red in the face and grows a nose* "Righ!" *sniffs* "TIME TO DIE GINGER!!!!"

Ron: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH" *Flaps arms like a Taranasaurus Rex*