The wedding

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Luna: "Wow! This wedding is great! They even have nargles for me to dance around" *flaps arms around head*

Xenaphilius: "Luna don't be ridiculous! The are obviously rackspurts" *dances wildly*

Harry: ".........I'm just gonna........go....."

Dumbledore: "OPPA D.A STYLE!" *gangnam style dance*

Harry: "Sir I hate to remind you, but you're dead and Gangnam style isn't coming to come for like another fifteen years"

Dumbledore: *stops dancing and turns round slowly with derpy eyes* "Harry this is all LOVE! The powere of LOVE brought me here! Do you not LOVE me?"

Harry: "To be perfectly honest I...."

Dumbledore: "Yessssssss GUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLLL?"

Harry: "ummm....."

Dumbledore: *runs off screaming* "OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!"

Harry: "what the-"

Krum: "Harrvy, I vant to talkv tvo youv abvout Von and Hermionini"

Harry: "I thought I was impersinating a stupid muggle here! The film is so inaccurate!"

*Room goes silent*

person 1: "What film?"

person 2: "What.....?"

Luna: "His head must be full of nargles..."

Hermoinie: "Shut-"

Krum: *leaps with joy like a ballet dancer* "HERMIONINI!"

*someone coughs*

*linx flies into the room*

Linx: "Scrimgure is dead, the Death eaters are coming to make you all scream like little girls and pee your pants. if I were you I would start disappearing and Harry get your butt outta here and kill-"

Death eaters: "ARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!"

Ron: *screams like a girl and weird smell fills the tent*

Harry: "Wow! A talking silver Linx that predicts the future and makes people pee their pants! I love magic!"

Dumbledore: "LOOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEE!" *swings on a trapeze*

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