The aroma of food wafted up to the Griffindor common room. Ron's eyes snapped awake and a smile spread across his little freckled face. Sitting up in bed almost like a machanical idiot, he looked over at Harry; an evil grin spreads across his face.
"Merii Kurisumasu Harii"
(Merry Christmas Harry)
Harry: Ron, this sucks Tom Riddles' Diary! I wanted a creepy Christmas story, not a messed up romance novel about you an me!
Ron: But Harry, Its a MOE Novel! *sparkling eyes and rose petals floating round the room which has become a pink blur of happiness and fanfictions*
Harry: Urrgh! I swear, if I have to wake up to a lousy Fanfiction, no presents and the whole of Hogwarts not recognising me!
Ron:...
Harry:...Ron, what have you done?
Ron: I may or may not have wished that you tragically vanish in the fanfiction of us..and that I have to go on a long and hard journey to find my best friend...and then when I do find you...no one can recognise you or even remembers you...and...
Harry: AND?!?!
Ron: And that I was super duper famous and you were invisible....
Harry: WHAT? Ron you *******Sausage!************for*******vanish*********>:(**********************
(We are sorry, but the rest of this scene has been cut off due to innapropriate Language abuse and is simply too horrid for young readers...in other words...we want to keep this book a General in the Rating section)
Join next time (in the next few days) to see how Hogwarts can survive with an idiot for a hero and-
Ron: I'm not an idiot! I'm just neglected in the series!
Narrator: Yes you are...an idiot that is...and you're not neglected...half the book is dedicated to you...if anythign Hermionie is neglected-
Hermionie: YOU LITTLE *CHARGES*
Narrator:And...ComeagaintoseehowthisfightturnsoutandifIEVERSURVIVEBEING NARRATORAGAIN!!!!! *Dies..temporarily*
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Harry Potter and The Deadly Marshmallows!
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