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The basilisk returns

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by Princess_Of_Night

by Princess_Of_Night

Disembodied voice: *creepy Harry Potter music* "Kill, time to kill!"

Harry: "W-what?"

Ron: "I know! The marshmallows were blue! I mean, how many blue marshmallows to you get in the muggle world?"

Harry: "Not you, you freak! I mean the disembodied voice that's floating round the school coming from the ceiling!"

Ron: *laughs* "Oh look! Hermionie's dead!"

Harry: "WHAT!" *runs to Hermionie and feels pulse* "Oh no!"

Ron: "what?"

Harry: " I think the basilisk is back!"

Ron: "LE GASP!"

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*1 hour later*

Harry: "DIE SNAKEY SCUM! AND STAY DOWN HERE UNTIL YOU ROT...again..."

Ron: "yeah!" *farts on the snakes head* "Rot!"

Harry: *faints from smell*

Ron: *sniffs* "oh-" *dies*