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Harry: *Watching Pewdiepie* "I feel like I'm m***** F****** stuck...in this duck...it makes me wanna quack like-"

Ron: *wearing a scary mask* "HEY HARRY!"

Harry: "WHAT DA F*** IS THAT!...Ron?"

Ron: *Takes off mask* "The one and only *rolls r's* "Ronald Weasly!"

Harry: "Ugh...go away! I'm watching Pewd's duck song..." *goes back to screen*

Ron: *HUGE eyes* "The...one and only Pewdiepie?"

Harry: "Yes"

Ron: "The Pwediepie who is the most subscribed user on Youtube?!"

Harry: "Yes"

Ron: "The Pewdiepie this author loves!?"

Harry: "Da F-?"

Ron: "HARRY! THE LANGUAGE! IT HURTS MY POOR EARS!"

Harry: "Silencio!"

Ron: *mouthing soundlessly*

Harry: "Now back to Pewdiepie!" *Clicks play*

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