Ron leaves

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Harry: "Ron I hate you!"

Ron: "I hate you too!"

Harry: "I hate you more than Dudley!"

Ron: "I hate you more than Percey!"

Harry: "I hate you ore than Mouldy Voldy!"

Voldemort: *enters* "HEY!"

Harry: "Sorry"

Voldemort: "I should thinks so too! I'm way more evil than ginger here" *leaves*

Harry: "He has a point...Anyway I HATE you!"

Ron: "Fine! I'm leaving"

Harry: "Already? But I was gonna make you stay and Hermionie was gonna-Ouch!"

Hermionie: *stamps on Harry's foot*

Ron: "What?"

Harry and Hermionie: *Nervous glance*"NOTHING!"

Ron: "Okkkkkkkkaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy...Bye freaks" *leaves*

*Outside*

Ron: "Oi! Mouldy Voldy"

Voldemort: "Yeah Guuuuuurrrrrrrrl?"

Ron: ...

Voldemort: "Whatever. Whadda you want?"

Ron: "let's join forces, rise against Harry and be awesome together!" *does cute big eyes*

Voldemort: "Uhhhhhhhhhh" *checks diary* "Sorry, I'm going solo. Bye Ginger" *dissaperates*

Ron: "WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY?" *dissaperates*

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