Harry: "Ron I hate you!"
Ron: "I hate you too!"
Harry: "I hate you more than Dudley!"
Ron: "I hate you more than Percey!"
Harry: "I hate you ore than Mouldy Voldy!"
Voldemort: *enters* "HEY!"
Harry: "Sorry"
Voldemort: "I should thinks so too! I'm way more evil than ginger here" *leaves*
Harry: "He has a point...Anyway I HATE you!"
Ron: "Fine! I'm leaving"
Harry: "Already? But I was gonna make you stay and Hermionie was gonna-Ouch!"
Hermionie: *stamps on Harry's foot*
Ron: "What?"
Harry and Hermionie: *Nervous glance*"NOTHING!"
Ron: "Okkkkkkkkaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy...Bye freaks" *leaves*
*Outside*
Ron: "Oi! Mouldy Voldy"
Voldemort: "Yeah Guuuuuurrrrrrrrl?"
Ron: ...
Voldemort: "Whatever. Whadda you want?"
Ron: "let's join forces, rise against Harry and be awesome together!" *does cute big eyes*
Voldemort: "Uhhhhhhhhhh" *checks diary* "Sorry, I'm going solo. Bye Ginger" *dissaperates*
Ron: "WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY?" *dissaperates*

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Harry Potter and The Deadly Marshmallows!
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