Before Harry comes to the forbidden forest

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*Giant Spiders take Hagrid away to the forbidden forest*

Hagrid: "Hi charley, Charlotte, Cordelia, Colin...*One thousand other names beginning with C*...Callum and Bob! Where are we going?"

Spiders: *speak in spider language* (to have a party!)

Hagrid: "Yaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!"

*get to the party*

Voldemort: "Hi Hagrid!!!" *akward hug*

Hagrid: "Hi Voldy" *crushes Voldemorts bones by hugging him*

Voldy: "Join the party!"

*all dance, blow out candles, pop patry poppers and sing*

Death eater 1: "Harry's coming!"

All: *hide*

Harry: *enters* "Come out Voldy"

Voldemort: "Boo! Happy-"

Harry: "Face me like a...man" 

Voldemort: "But-"

Harry: "NOW!"

Voldemort: *sighs and takes out wand* "AvaderKadavera!"

Harry: *dies*

Death eather 2: "can we still have cake?"

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