*Giant Spiders take Hagrid away to the forbidden forest*
Hagrid: "Hi charley, Charlotte, Cordelia, Colin...*One thousand other names beginning with C*...Callum and Bob! Where are we going?"
Spiders: *speak in spider language* (to have a party!)
Hagrid: "Yaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!"
*get to the party*
Voldemort: "Hi Hagrid!!!" *akward hug*
Hagrid: "Hi Voldy" *crushes Voldemorts bones by hugging him*
Voldy: "Join the party!"
*all dance, blow out candles, pop patry poppers and sing*
Death eater 1: "Harry's coming!"
All: *hide*
Harry: *enters* "Come out Voldy"
Voldemort: "Boo! Happy-"
Harry: "Face me like a...man"
Voldemort: "But-"
Harry: "NOW!"
Voldemort: *sighs and takes out wand* "AvaderKadavera!"
Harry: *dies*
Death eather 2: "can we still have cake?"
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Harry Potter and The Deadly Marshmallows!
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