The Diadem of Ravenclaw

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Harry: "Outta my way!" *shoves innocent hogwartians out of the way in an attempt to  find the grey lady*

Posh dude: "Oh my, some people"

Posh guys friends: "Totally! C'mon Charles, we don't want to be late to watch Downton Abbey"

Posh Dude: "Jolly good show whatto"

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Harry: "Dead person, DEAD LADY WHO IS GREY WVEN THOUGH YOU AREN'T. ARE YOU THERE?"

Grey lady: "What's up?"

Harry: "I need the diadem of Ravenclaw, pronto!"

Grey Lady: "I just gave it to that posh dude who is going to watch Downton Abbey, laters" *floats away*

Harry: .........................

AUTHORS NOTE:

what it this.......?

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