Being a Greengrass after all should sound pretty serene.
But being a part of "the Emeralds" should not, especially when hearts become entangled with the infamous Regulus Black.
Goodness, lawfulness, or evilness. Which path will they tread in the ti...
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June 25th, 1979
It started with a list.
Avery, ever the planner, had titled it "Final Crimes (Before Capitalism Eats Us)" and written it on Ministry-grade parchment in aggressive cursive. Beneath it, in Dorcas's handwriting, someone had added "aka our Crimes of the Heart." Pandora had drawn little moths in the margins.
The plan was simple: one very last night at the school, three girls, and no regrets. If there's an opportunity presenting itself (being able to do no more detentions), the first rule is you gotta take it.
9:03 p.m. — The Trophy Room Heist
They were only meant to graffiti their names under "Notable Alumni" in invisible ink.
Instead, Dorcas had accidentally activated the 300-year-old House Cup enchantment, which made the entire case explode in a burst of glowing phoenix feathers. A portrait of Dilys Derwent began coughing violently from the smoke.
"Abort," Avery shouts. "Abort the history!"
Pandora shoved the trophy case closed with a dreamy expression. "It's okay. This is symbolic. We're disturbing the past."
"You disturbed the ventilation system," Dorcas chokes, eyes watering. "I'm dying historic on the inside."
9:28 p.m. — The Owlery Incident
"Why are we up here again?" Pandora asks, holding a bouquet of owl treats and a suspiciously large wig.
"Because one of us," Avery says, side-eyeing Dorcas, "decided to release thirty-seven fake acceptance letters from 'Pigpimples School of Hexcellence'."
"They deserve options!" Dorcas shouts as owls screeched overhead, several already dive-bombing passing students with glitter-laced scrolls. "Diversity in education matters!"
One owl tried to eat Pandora's braid. She offered it a raisin and whispers, "Fly, you fool."
10:13 p.m. — Transfiguration Classroom Vandalism
Dorcas had one goal: revenge.
"I never passed one exam in this room without stress acne and a crying fit," she says, holding a stolen mannequin head.
"You're going to curse McGonagall's chair, aren't you?"
"No," she says. Then added, "...Yes. But lovingly."
They ended up enchanting the chalkboard to only write in riddles and replaced every practice quill with licorice wands that bite back.
Pandora transfigured the waste bin into a hedgehog named Sir Spikeston, gave it a tiny hat, and left it there "to keep an eye on things."
10:57 p.m. — The Filch Follicle Operation
The plan was simple.
Well, Avery's version was. "We sneak in, charm his hair, and get out before he even realizes he's got the full Celestina Warbeck color palette on his head."
