Sterek One Shots (boyxboy)

Any Stile Of Hat{2}

Any Stile Of Hat{2} Last Part}

Derek shouldn't have been as surprised at what was in Stiles' house as he was. He should have known that it would have been full of hats. What was really surprising was that Stiles apparently had a label maker, and everything was labelled.

He had hats labelled for certain times.

Cleaning hat, napping hat, cooking hat, sex hat, bathing hat.

It was almost out of hand.

Derek almost mentioned that it was out of hand when Stiles presented him with his very own sex hat.

But he knew what he was getting into when he called Stiles up a few hours after meeting him. Well, he had an idea. Stiles was as intense as Derek had expected him to be. Odd how he could be absentminded as much as he was intense. Not that Derek complained.

They had been dating for a while and Derek basically lived at Stiles' house now, only going home once in awhile. He had thought about officially moving in, telling Stiles that it was going to happen and get the rest of his possessions over; however, he thought it would be more fun if he moved in without telling Stiles.

He knew Stiles would be okay with it, Stiles had already left some hints that they should just move in together. Derek just wanted to not discuss his feelings about the subject and move in on the down low. Slowly move his stuff, maybe while Stiles was out replace Stiles' sofa with his own because the sofa Stiles' had was horrible. It was too narrow and uncomfortable and had a stain that he didn't want to know about on one of the arms.

This was why Derek didn't think much of it when Stiles came up to him, new hat in hand and proclaimed, "This is your grocery shopping hat."

Derek raised an eyebrow as he took the hat from his boyfriend, "Grocery shopping hat?"

"Yes, for when we go grocery shopping." Stiles said as if he shouldn't have to explain.

"As in specifically for when buying food." Derek said slowly, "But not if we go shopping for other things."

"You are correct, sir." Stiles said, "Put it on." He waved his hand at Derek's head.

Derek rolled his eyes, but put the stylish hat on. It was mostly black, with a ribbing of color around the base, making it pop.

"Classy." Stiles said with a grin. "Smooth and classy."

Derek went to take it off and hand it back when Stiles made a stopping motion, "Dude, we are going to grocery shopping now so put the hat back on. I'll go grab mine and then we can go get food because we need food. To eat. And also to maybe use during the sex times." He looked Derek up and down, "Because yes, I am okay with licking some melted chocolate out of your belly button or oh my God, you have those lines on your body and it will be like a river of choclate following the lines to you're-"

Derek put a hand over Stiles' mouth, "I get it. Sounds like a good plan."

After Derek took his hand away, Stiles smirked, "You bet your ass it sounds like a good plan. I only come up with good plans which is why you should just move in already, okay? Because you don't need to pay so much money for your place when you're never there and I totally love that we're moving into mine which is also understandable because of my hat shop and I already have everything labelled."

Derek sighed and grabbed the keys to his car. A lot of the labelling got done when Stiles' couldn't sleep. He either made hats or labelled. Which was why he once woke up with his face labelled with 'Face of Goodness and Eyebrows' and then a crazy hat next to him. Of course he had to put the hat on for pictures, but Derek made sure the label was off of his face before the picture was taken.