Sterek One Shots (boyxboy)

Pack Life

Pack Life by Sushi Chi
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DEREK HALE; ALPHA

"Boyd, why do you have a camera?" Derek's eyebrows grew close together as he stared down the red light.

"I'm making a documentary." Boyd said, only his voice heard. He moved the camera slightly in his hands, making Derek's face appear to tilt slightly before being straightened again.

"Why the hell are you making a documen-"

"Is that a camera?" Peter's voice was heard when he suddenly appeared on screen.

PETER HALE; BETA; PREVIOUS ALPHA; RETURNED FROM THE DEAD

"Make sure you get my good side." Peter smiled and turned his head, "It's this side. I'm very proud at how this side isn't covered in scars from the fire anymore."

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PACK LIFE

A DOCUMENTARY BY VERNON MILTON BOYD IV "BOYD"

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HELEN RICE; NEIGHBOR; WORKS AT HOWLER'S PHARMACY

"Oh yes, I know all about Derek Hale and his group of friends. Good to see him being around people again." Helen nodded, her gray curls bouncing, "He came from a big family, know what it's like. It's good that he's got people again. Even if he and Sheriff's kid are fucking."

"Grandma!"

WINNIE MANN; NEIGHBOR, REPORTER

"I cannot believe you just said that." Winnie said, staring at her grandma in awe.

"Well it's true." Helen said, "We all know it. I sneak lube and condoms in young Stilinski's prescriptions."

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STILES STILINSKI; HUMAN

"She winks at me." Stiles said, voice without emotion. "As she hands me my Adderall. She winks."

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HELEN RICE; NEIGHBOR; WORKS AT HOWLER'S PHARMACY

"You have to practice safe sex, dear." Helen told Winnie, "I haven't been giving you condoms because I want some great-grand babies."

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DEREK HALE; ALPHA

"No I'm not having sex with Stiles." Derek said, glaring into the camera.

"Why aren't you bumping uglies with him?" Erica asked, she was in the background getting a soda from the fridge.

ERICA REYES; BETA

"You should bone him." Erica flashed a smile before leaving.

Derek put his hand over his face, "Oh my God."

"You picked out your betas." Boyd's voice came from behind the camera. "You can only blame yourself."

"I know." Derek moaned pitifully.

"Bone him hard!" Erica's voice yelled at them.

Boyd zoomed in to see Derek putting his face in his hands.

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STILES STILINSKI; HUMAN

"Pack life, huh? Cool, cool." Stiles nodded. "Are you going to have like backstory or just jump in and be like 'this is our pack run away we're crazy assholes'?"

"Well how would you sum up the backstory, Stiles?" Boy asked.

"Like in one sentence?" Stiles smirked, "Werewolves are not mountain lions."