Fred Weasley's Funeral Roast

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"So unto some stuff actually related to Harry Potter" Loki floated around.

"What we last watched was Harry Potter related" Hermione called out.

"I hate that term, just say Wizarding World since everyone is about being inclusive" Draco rolled his eyes.

"That is so rude" Dumbledore hissed at him.

"No, I'm just saying to make it less Harry Potter centered" Draco replied back.

"I agree with him," Pansy said.

"Well you have to, " Ginny scoffed.

"No, I don't" Pansy shook her head "I am my own person."

"I trust you" Ginny folded her arms.

"They thought you caused me grief during your school years, you've really outdone yourself"

"Oh" George blinked.

"A trigger warning would be nice," Ron shook his head.

"Ph, I'm good" Fred smiled.

"At some point, it'll hit you" Ginny tells him.

"Maybe" Fred smiled.

"Gryffindors pair of pranking pumpkins appear no longer and Umbridge got to live, the audacity of this storyline"

"Literally like how" Ginny shook her head.

"Oh I remember her, she impersonates me" McGonagall smiled.

"She is currently impersonating you" Dumbledore turned to her.

"Obviously" McGonagall nodded.

"You'd think that all that bad karma would get her" Hermione shook her head.

"You'd think," Luna agreed.

"Fred talented, kind, brave, funny, I suppose it was only fair you had to be ginger"

"Not the ginger dig-" Blaise chuckled.

"It wasn't that funny," George said.

"I'm just glad that she admitted that I am funny," Fred smiled.

"Everyone knows that," Dumbledore said.

"I'd like to hear it more," Fred added.

"They can say that because we all joined the club in your honor"

"I am not saying that we wish it was percy hat would be awful"

"That's a percy diss" Harry caught.

"He deserved it" Ron said.

"Oh for sure," Harry nodded.

"interesting if we choosing a weasley it would be between him and your great Aunt Tessie"

"I can applaud that," Ron clapped.

"You have to start forgiving Percy" Hermiuone whispered

"I have but I won't forget" Ron nodded.

"Let him decide" Neville chimed in.

"Tessie weasley does make exquisite biscuits"

"She does," McGonagall agreed.

"I should try some soon," Dumbledore replied.

"So Fred I am unsure whether it's a blessing or a curse that we'll see you every time we look at George"

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