rejects // fivesauce

um... penis.

kelsea stomped over to emilee in anger. "emilee!"

"wot." emilee groaned, spinning around to glare at her. kelsea pulled the giant rotten pineapple out of her bag, emilee's eyes widening.

"wanna help me beat ryan tucker with this?" she held it up to the height of her head and grinned wildly.

"i'll pass." emilee shook her head and scrolled through her phone.

"your loss." kelsea muttered and strolled over to luke and ashton. the two of them were talking about her and ryan tucker again, stopping when they saw her come over.

"breadstick," she ordered, "rise!"

"why do you have a rotten pineapple?" luke asked.

"no questions!" she squealed and held the fruit behind her back. "now stand up!"

luke sighed and stood up, fixing his bag on his shoulder. "what is it?"

"i need your help." she whispered in his ear so ashton couldn't hear.

"what help." he huffed. she grinned and held up the fruit again, making him roll his eyes.

"what are you doing, kelsea?" ashton squinted his eyes at her. kelsea spun on her heels to turn to him with a smirk.

"that is confidential." she didn't want to tell him, because he'd stop her. he always killed her vibe. well, not always. he wouldn't be her best friend if he did it all the time.

"kelsea." he squinted even more, rising in his chair and walking over to luke and her. "tell me."

"okay," kelsea huffed, suddenly turning and grabbing luke's hand, the two of them running as fast as they could away from ashton. he screamed out for them but they just ran faster.

"hold this." kelsea demanded, shoving the rotten pineapple into luke's chest. he grunted and held it softly. she peered around the corner and saw ryan tucker talking to rhiannon. "fml."

"what? what is it?" luke's big head peered around the corner to look at them, ryan glancing over. kelsea gasped and grabbed luke to pull him back around the corner.

"he nearly saw you!" she smacked his forehead. "you fool."

"why have you got such a grudge against him?" luke asked, even though he already knew the answer. kelsea looked at him blankly then snatched the pineapple off of him and shoved it into her bag. she walked around the corner, acting natural. luke watched intentionally.

"oh, hey rhiannon!" she placed her hand on rhiannon's shoulder. she turned to ryan, her face hardening. "ryan." she said through gritted teeth.

"kels." he grinned, pulling her in for a tight embrace. she squinted her eyes shut and sighed. "you look great today."

she felt so tempted to pull the rotten pineapple out of her bag and beat him until he was dead. however, she just gave him her fake smile.

"so what are you guys talking about?" she turned to rhiannon with a scowl. rhiannon blushed and looked at her feet.

"ryan just asked me on a date, actually." she grinned at kelsea. who frowned, her heart dropping out of her asshole. not literally. maybe.

"really?" kelsea smiled, looking at ryan who grinned at her. "wow, cool."

"we're going to that restaurant near the lake." rhiannon smiled from ear to ear. yep, kelsea's heart was out of her ass and currently 5 metres deep in the ground. ryan took her there all the time.

"that's cool." she turned to ryan, who nodded in excitement.

"don't act like nothing happened between us ryan you lil shit i will beat u wit dis pineapple u piece of scum" kelsea thought in her head, instead only showing another fake smile.