rejects // fivesauce

augustus vs. bernard

kelsea ran into mali's room, where rhiannon was currently sleeping. "ashton and calum are here." rhiannon stopped and looked at her with a blank look. "and so is one direction."

"wHAT." rhiannon yodelled, levitating up from her bed like the bitch was rising from the dead. "in your apartment!"

"no in the whole apartment building you fucknuckle." kelsea frowned and yanked rhiannon's scrawny ass legs out of bed. "let mission 'meet one direction and have a massive orgy' begin."

"i didn't sign up for the orgy." rhiannon raised her hand slowly and shrugged. "i, however, want to meet these bitches."

the two girls walked into the kitchen where ashton and calum sat at the bench. calum had his head buried in his phone whilst ashton tapped his fingers on the bench top, his eye still swollen.

"holy jesus your eye looks like an eggplant." kelsea squealed, making him roll his eyes. actually, eye.

"good morning to you to." he huffed and hugged rhiannon.

"hey calum." rhiannon smiled, earning a blank stare from calum.

"did you know harry styles' net worth is $23 million??" calum frowned and rubbed his forehead.

"did you look that up?" ashton frowned, making kelsea spin around and squint at him.

"oH MY GOD YOU DID!" kelsea screeched and jumped on the bench. "are you jealous or mr styles?"

"no." calum lied and scoffed.

"i'm more of a liam girl anyway." kelsea shrugged, leaning back and falling off the bench. russell ran over to her and jumped on top of her, rhiannon walked over to help her up, only to have russell jump on her anf start humping her like crazy.

"OH MY GOD GET HIM OFF!" she squealed like a pig, making the two boys jump up and grab the dog.

"russell you kinky shit shame on you." kelsea laughed, holding her stomach.

"i can never live again." rhiannon huffed, lying down and pretending to wipe a tear.

"we need to get russell a friend." kelsea nudged calum, making him turn to her with a smirk. "i mean you. yea, you."

"me?" he grinned. she groaned and punched him, making him fall slowly onto the ground.

"when are we going to find the boys?" rhiannon sighed, getting up and slapping her knees, glaring at russell as he frolicked past her.

"soon. and by soon i mean now come with me!" kelsea squealed, stopping and looking at the two of themselves. "first lets gets changed."

the two walked out in waiters costumes, pulling a the suite life of zack and cody. they placed fake moustaches on each other and grinned.

"how'd you get all of this stuff in such short notice?" ashton frowned, making kelsea grin and do a tuck and roll.

"that's a secret." she whispered, "lets bounce rhiannon."

the two of them left the building and jumped in the bag handlers, gliding down the hallway.

"should we follow them?" ashton asked.

"or we could watch television and order pizza?" calum grinned, making ashton grin aswell.

kelsea and rhiannon glided into the elevator, waiting for it to hit main floor, then glided out to the receptionist desk. the two of them hid when kelsea's grandpa walked inside, the bag handler still gliding slowly.

"woah!" someone yelled, grabbing the bag handler and halting it.

"who the fek does this guy think he is, stopping us we have places to be and people to meet." kelsea whispered in a harsh tone, poking her head out and stopping immediately. her eyes nearly bulged out of her head as liam mutha fuckn payne held the bag handler.