kelsea somehow ignored calum all night and he left. he went to stay with michael, whether michael's parents liked it or not. he wasn't planning on getting stabbed by another spiky plant. kelsea kept russell in her room as she snuggled into him.
rhiannon sat up watching television all night and fell asleep half way through an episode of faking it.
doris slept with her massive pile of caterpillar plush toys, peacefully.
ashton slept on the couch as felix bit him for the bed. so ashton backed away, not wanting his arm to be ripped off.
luke slept sprawled out on his bed, small snores filling the room.
michael woke up, swinging his legs over the side of the bed and accidentally stepping on calum. calum groaned in pain, making michael run out of his room quickly, coming back in with food. calum snatched it off him and ate softly, his tiny stab wound itching as it healed quickly.
"you look like the grinch that stole christmas right now wow that's sad." michael laughed, making calum glare at him as he ate his food. "now get up, we have school."
calum groaned, getting up and going through michael's clothes seems as all his were at kelsea's apartment. the two of them headed for school in michael's car seems as all he just got his license a few days ago.
fuckboy: i hope u feel sorry
k swizzle: i don't lol
ash tonne: kelsea stop being rude
k swizzle: fuck y'all. y'all can go suck a caterpillar dick.
mike the bike: do caterpillars even have dicks help someone search this.
dickhead doris: i will search it
dickhead doris: i have lost my laptop sorry can't
rhiannon the rissole: that's why u use ur phone??
dickhead doris: gotta go to school to educate myself bye
e-mole-lee: i am constipated im not coming today
breadstick: wow that's gross
k swizzle: oh hey luke are we still on for lunch today
k swizzle: ps u need to drive i have no car and no license
breadstick: yes we are still on
fuckboy: no u are not
k swizzle: yes we are he just said so fml why don't u go back to ur home on fuckboy island
ash tonne: this needs to stop
ash tonne: kelsea i am outside
k swizzle: wot do i do with my dog
fuckboy: it's my dog
k swizzle: not anymore i renamed him
fuckboy: renamed him what????
k swizzle: ...
k swizzle: ...
k swizzle: ...
k swizzle: i named him pepe
fuckboy: no u didn't ur lyin
rhiannon the rissole: why tf u lyinnnnn
mike the bike: why u always lyinnnn
breadstick: my mum said she will look after your dog kels
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