rhiannon and ashton awkwardly sat on the floor, glancing over at felix as he picked his nails.
"this is awkward." ashton mumbled, turning to felix with a cold stare.
"i'm gonna go home." rhiannon nodded.
"wait." ashton spat out, his eyes widened as rhiannon turned to him with an eyebrow raised, "don't worry."
"um, okay." she nodded slowly and began to close his door. "bye."
"bye." ashton nodded.
"goodbye rennae." felix screeched as he lifted his leg and put it behind his head.
"it's rhiannon." she huffed, "bye felix."
she softly closed the door, hearing ashton curse at felix, leaving ashton's house quickly.
"imma go to kelsea's house." she hummed, "yes i will."
she quickly called emilee and doris and told them to meet her at kelsea's. not contacting kelsea at all.
"i feel weird." kelsea muttered as she walked on her two hands towards calum on the couch.
"you're good at this." he nodded.
"better than you!" she chuckled, "you broke my fuckin lamp."
"shut up." he scoffed and went to form a handstand. he began to fly forward. "GRAB MY FEET GRAB MY FEET!" he screeched.
"HOLY MUTHA." kelsea yodelled, rushing to grab his feet. she held them straight as he began to walk, russell chasing after him.
"fuck off russell." he mumbled as he tried to walk, kelsea's hands holding on tightly to his ankles. russell snorted, instantly peeing on calum's face.
"oh god." kelsea tried not to laugh as calum yelled for her to let go of his legs so he could stand up properly.
"kelsea, my face is like a tomato i might pass out." he seethed, swinging his legs and accidentally kicking her in the face. she squealed and flew onto the couch, holding her face. "oh my god this piss stinks what did you feed the dog."
"you fed the dog like 5 papadums." kelsea scoffed as she rubbed her forehead. "you kicked me in the face, dickstain."
"did i really?" he asked, standing up and walking over to her. "sorry."
"you smell. you should wash your face." kelsea groaned, laying down to sleep on the couch.
"can i just have a shower?" he asked and she nodded.
"as long as i don't see your penis again." she huffed, cuddling russell as he jumped up on the couch. calum chuckled awkwardly and scurried off to the bathroom.
the door swung open as emilee, doris and rhiannon stormed through kelsea's apartment. kelsea shot up from the couch and frowned at them.
"you have a red mark on your face." doris squinted.
"i know that." kelsea spat. "why are you all here?"
"rhiannon told us to come here." emilee shrugged and walked towards the kitchen.
"alright then." kelsea nodded.
"can we watch a movie?" rhiannon huffed and sat down beside kelsea.
"sure." she shrugged and handed her the remote.
"why'd you buy new soap i liked the old soap you had and- OH." calum walked out, a towel wrapped around his waist. he stopped as all the girls glared at him. doris was sitting at the bench, emilee was at the fridge and rhiannon sat beside kelsea. they all stared at him wide eyed.
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rejects // fivesauce
Humora group of idiots who seem to think they're professional criminals, but they're just stupid. © urbanehood, 2016