ya girl is back HOIHOIHOI its been 57 years. i am back and this is probably the shittiest thing to surface the internet since juju on that beat.
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rhiannon sat in the driver seat of her car, which was parked on a slight slant on a tiny hill. she listened to the radio as she ate her food. a jolt of the car made her jump and look like...
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the car began to roll and she began to freak out, pushing the brakes, only for them not to work.
"is someone trying to murder me?" she gasped, grabbing her food, phone and leaping out of the car like
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she stood and watched the car roll, holding her hands to her head and looking like a sims character.
"what the fuck?" she screeched, chasing the car down the hill. "will i get run over if i try and stop it?" she spoke to herself.
not thinking, she ran to the front of the car and attempted to hold it back, only for the back of it to roll into a big ass rock. she was speechless as she stared in shock.
"yOU HAVE GOT TO BE KFJKDNGBDJ" she yodelled.
"gOT YA!" someone slurred, their body flailing out from a bush and onto the ground.
"what the fuck doris you look messed up." rhiannon scowled.
"boi fuck me gewd." doris laughed. "i cut the brakes to your car to prank you."
