michael winced as doris placed the bag of ice on his back.
"i can't believe you body slammed me." he huffed, making emilee chuckle devilishly.
"john cena." luke whispered, making everyone glance at him.
"and I can't believed you dogged us to make out with ashtonio de irwenis." kelsea squinted at rhiannon who turned to face her as she dug through the fridge.
"sorry?" she raised and eyebrow, shrugging and returning to digging through the fridge.
"and i can't believe mcdonalds is running breakfast all day now." mali held her forehead and sighed. "i am feeling great."
"spoiler alert." felix scoffed as he flicked through the channels on the television.
"how is that a spoiler?" ashton frowned, making felix shrug as he pulled a muesli bar from his pocket and ate is silently.
"everyone's here." michael grinned, perking up and looking around the room. "no i take that back. calum is not."
"he's with vagina." kelsea mumbled as she drank some water. michael gasped loudly, falling off of his chair. "what?"
"how dare he?" michael hissed, jumping up and heading for the door. "i gotta blast."
"i am so confused." mali muttered, eating some of the potato chips on the counter. michael slammed the door, only to open it and apologise, then close it again slowly.
"that makes two of us." kelsea shrugged.
"me 3" doris nodded, making kelsea glare at her.
"me 4." emilee raised her hand, "just for fun."
"me 5." rhiannon grinned, shoving food into her mouth.
"me 7." felix said, his mouth full of muesli. "is it up to 7 yet?"
"no, now please shut up pubes." kelsea scoffed.
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"you are a fool." michael scoffed as calum laid against his bed head shirtless.
"who cares if we had sex?" he frowned and got up, pulling a shirt over his head.
"me!" michael screeched, "i stopped having sex with anus, i thought you would do the same with vagina!"
"it's virginia." calum muttered, making michael's mouth drop open.
"oh, sorry." he seethed. "you should be ashamed in yourself."
"whatever." calum shrugged and scrolled through his phone. michael got up and stood by the door, tapping his foot anxiously. "could you stop?"
"just remember, calum." michael squinted, walking out of the bedroom door, poking his nose through the small crack of the open door. "fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice."
then, he softly closed the door.
"that makes no sense!" calum yelled out to him, hearing foot steps come back up the stairs.
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