kelsea and ashton scurried into the hall, where students all day in the stands, marking their names off the list.
"sorry i was late, i was pissing." kelsea smiled at mr wallis. he turned to her and frowned on disgust, making her give him a thumbs up.
the group of students all sat still as the teachers went through the fire drill. "yes, this is a drill." the principal grinned as she used the giant megaphone to screech through the hall.
kelsea pressed her head against ashton's shoulder and groaned, scrolling through social media on her phone. her eyes widened.
"well shit." she whispered, making ashton snap his head to look at her. "kim k is getting bigger."
"i don't care, kelsea." he huffed.
"do you think it'll be a boy, or a girl?"
"still don't care."
"i think it'll be a boy. he'll be so gangsta."
"please shut up."
"omg speaking about babies, did you hear louis is apparently a baby daddy? my world is crashing down around me help." she said dramatically, clinging to ashton's arm.
"shut up, the teachers looking at us." ashton snapped.
"i'll kick you in the ball sack, you downer." she turned around as someone tapped her shoulder.
"i think it'll be a boy too," calum grinned at her, making her roll her eyes. "and i think the louis drama is a publicity stunt, he's too smart to get a girl pregnant."
she smiled slightly, nodding her head and turning back around as the principal was telling the students that they could all leave the hall in a formerly matter.
"kelsea." ashton began, "i get my car back next week."
"woooooooo." she cheered.
"and i want to teach you how to drive it." he smirked, making kelsea freeze. "even though there's a good chance you'll break it again. but you need to learn from a friend before you learn from some old instructor guy."
"you are like my dad." kelsea high fived him. (a/n no daddy kink intended, maybe, no, yes, maybe, idk, no.)
"that is disturbing." ashton frowned, making kelsea laugh loudly and slapped her hand over her mouth to shut herself up.
the group all sat at lunch, eating delicious snacks either from their parents or the cafeteria ladies. today, the nice cafeteria ladies are working, they make delicious treats and they practically love every kid. tomorrow, the old bitches who heat up pre made meals work and try their hardest not to spit on the students seems as all they hate them so much.
"i love this cheesecake." michael squealed. kelsea turned to ashton and smiled wildly.
"speaking about cheesecake..." kelsea turned to ashton to let him finish.
"we're robbing the cheesecake shop, tomorrow night." he smirked, high fiving kelsea in glee.
"sure." michael shrugged, eating the cheesecake. "i'm in. i can't wait to eat their cookies and cream cheesecake."
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rejects // fivesauce
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