rejects // fivesauce

bish

everyone was heading to school, but ashton decided to stop by kelsea's before he left.

"so you had sex?" kelsea grinned and ashton nodded really slowly. she got up and attempted to do a summersault off of the couch. "boo yea how does it feel?"

"normal." ashton shrugged, making kelsea frown.

"but it felt good at the time, right?"

"oH, uh yeah it did." he nodded again. kelsea's smile grew wider, lily lu using her front legs to drag her body around the apartment with her smirk still on her face. "moving on, so you actually dropped out?"

"like it's hot." she grinned, making him roll his eyes. "don't hate the playa hate the game."

"i'm leaving." he announced and headed for her door. "i also got my car back, and i am determined to teach you how to drive it. we start next week."

"wow ok let me mark my calendar." she said blankly and waved to him as he left. she rolled back into her couch and watched as bojack horseman played on tv.

"where's kelsea?" michael asked as he sat down beside doris, stealing some of her food. she gave him a bit of the stank eye and shimmied away.

"she dropped out." everyone said, shrugging.

"wow that's a bit unfair." michael groaned. "i wanna drop out."

"then do it." rhiannon stared at him.

"my mumma would kick my white boy ass." he scoffed.

"he's right," calum nodded, pointing his fork at michael across the table, "his mum would go ballistic. and he also has a very white ass."

"thank you calum." michael nodded constantly.

"hey guys." vagina and anus mumbled, sitting with the group. everyone turned and stared at them blankly, hoping kelsea would pop up out of nowhere and yank them and their weaves outta their spots. vagina wrapped her arm around calum's bicep, making him shrug her off.

"why are you here exactly?" emilee raised her eyebrow, glaring at the two.

"we thought that now that kelsea moved countries, we could sit with you guys." anus grinned.

"moved countries?" everyone spat.

"where could that bitch have moved?" emilee scoffed.

"i was told she moved to indonesia." vagina nodded.

"i was told russia." anus shrugged.

"she didn't move countries you fuk nuts." michael rolled his eyes. "she just dropped out of school."

"well, what a pity." vagina nodded, smacking her hands onto the table, "we should all go to the mall after lunch."

everyone groaned. luke looked blankly at them and shook his head. "hell naw you hoes can go your damn selves."

the two sat speechless as he shrugged them off.

"that was rude." vagina seethed, "anyway, i'm thinking some chinese food?"

"why are you here?" someone spoke up from behind them, making them all turn to see kelsea in a black robe.

"we sit here now." vagina spoke, making kelsea cringe.

"well you can leave now." she crossed her arms.

"you're on the school premises, you don't go here anymore." vagina smirked, "so you can leave before i report you to the office." she smiled wildly as she ate some broccoli.

"bish." kelsea scoffed, lifting up her leg and fly kicking vagina off her chair, the broccoli flying out of her mouth and smacking anus in the face. it all felt like it was in slow motion, the two stood up and scurried off.

"why are you here?" rhiannon chuckled softy, "in a robe."

"i decided to pay you guys a visit, also i wanted to go get some food and the school is a good shortcut to the bus stop." she nodded, sitting down. "they're going to report me soon i feel it in my nipples."

"i can drive you?" calum offered.

"thanks but no thanks." kelsea smiled at him, "i am a lone ranger during school hours."

"what are you going to do all day?" doris asked, playing with her mac n' cheese.

"fuck shit up, i dunno. i might watch a movie who knows." she stood up slowly, "now imma leave before i get into trouble.

"bye now." rhiannon waved as kelsea ran out of the school, one of the teachers yelling out to her.

"thank god she's gone," vagina took a deep breath as she sat down, "i-"

"go away." the group groaned.

kelsea took an uber back to her apartment with her handful of delicious foods. she scurried to the elevator and went into the apartment.

"hey lily lu what's good?" she grinned as the dog jumped around.

she sat on the couch yet again and watched television, lily lu sitting on her shoulder.

a loud knock on her door made her jump. she quickly answered it to reveal luke.

"i left school early." he announced, calum popping out behind him. "calum is with me."

"won't your parents be mad?" kelsea raised an eyebrow.

"u mad bro." luke whispered and pushed past her to walk to the kitchen.

"hey." calum grinned.

"good evening." kelsea hummed and let him in. "please, eat all the food you can."

"my pleasure." luke mumbled as he ate out of a packet of chips in the kitchen. "can we watch a scary movie?"

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