rejects // fivesauce

a free penis is a cool penis

turns out, the whole group decided to come. even emilee, announcing that she released the demon inside of her bowel.

"where are we even going luke?" kelsea asked as they currently walked through the forest. luke pushed past branches, making them flick back and flick kelsea in the face. emilee swung through the trees above them, making shit fall onto their heads.

"yea why are we in the forest?" rhiannon frowned.

"how'd we even get here when we were in the middle of town 5 minutes ago?" calum frowned. 

"honestly," luke turned to face them and shrugged, "i have no idea where we're going..."

"that makes me feel safe thanks luke." kelsea scoffed and walked past him, following emilee as she swung above her. 

"hey guys i brought burritos who wants one?" michael began to pull many burritos out of his bag, making everyone shrug and snatch one from him.

emilee leaped onto the ground beside kelsea and walked with her, doris scurrying over to the two of them with some burritos in her hands.

"why are these still hot if they've been in michael's bag?" emilee frowned. doris shrugged and pointed up at the sun, making her scoff and eat the burrito anyway. 

after another half an hour of walking, they finally stopped to find a small waterhole. 

"lets swim!" michael cheered, ripping his clothes off and running into the water naked. the rest of the group hesitantly checked the water, finally deciding to get in.

"come on rhiannon." ashton tugged her hand. she shook her head, peering over the edge to look at the water. 

"are you a pussy? or a chicken?" kelsea grinned as she bopped up and down in the water. rhiannon rolled her eyes as kelsea pretended to act like a chicken swimming in the waterhole. 

"fine," rhiannon huffed and yelled to catch everyone's attention, "IM HOPPING IN!"

"whatever."

"we don't care."

"something just touched my penis."

"shut up."

"yew still a chicken."

"are there any crocodiles in this water?"

"i wonder if obama has swam in a waterhole before..."

random responses flew around the little area as rhiannon walked in with ashton, their hands clasped together. she dunked her head in the water, rising up with wide eyes at how cold it was. ashton grinned and pushed her wet hair out of her face, making her blush like crazy. 

"heheheheheheheheheh." kelsea giggled in a deep voice as she floated past the two on her back, a smug grin on her face. "i bet your penis is hard down below, ashton..."

"oh it so is." luke grinned as he floated over as well. 

"or maybe it's just cold in the water." rhiannon nodded, turning to ashton and making him nod as well. luke and kelsea smirked at each other and slowly paddled off, giving each other a fist bump.

michael paddled over to kelsea and luke, making them splash him in disgust away seems as all he was the only one who was naked in the water. "get your free penis away from me." kelsea mumbled, swimming away backwards.

"a free penis is a cool penis." michael grinned.

"is it cold?" luke said loudly, making rhiannon and ashton roll their eyes at his comment.