rejects // fivesauce

dick on a van

kelsea's mouth hung open in shock as she looked at doris carefully. doris looked away awkwardly.

"you're lying." kelsea shook her head, pacing around the room again.

"i'm really not." doris huffed, beginning to cry. kelsea awkwardly shuffled towards her, hugging her weirdly. doris frowned, crying softly again. "you're the only friend i've told."

kelsea stopped, pulling away and raising an eyebrow. "wat. why."

"i just thought you would've been good to tell first." she shrugged, making kelsea's eyes widen.

"well shit." she muttered, staring at the broken pug frame on the floor. she stood up and yelled, "well y'know what?"

"wat." doris spat.

"don't gimme that attitude you lil shit!" kelsea shook her head, "you and i are going to get pissed!" she yelled as she turned to open the door, instead it was the bookshelf and it fell on top of her.

"after you get this bathtub off of me!"

doris' body slid down the waterslide and into the pool as kelsea yodelled loudly, raising her drink in the air. she tried to make rhiannon drink it, but she said no and hid. emilee was drinking with them as well.

"HELL FUCKN YEAALSJGJSGJG!" doris screeched as she floated in the pool, michael's body flying down the slide and smashing into her. "AHKJHEAgkjsgG"

"ooh shit he hit her like a bowling ball!" kelsea laughed, turning around as calum watched her, rolling her eyes and spinning around to go down the slide as well. "yo ashton take dis!" she threw her phone to him and ran as fast as she could, diving onto the slide and flying into the pool. she spread her arms and legs out like a frog as she skidded over the water, sinking in slowly. everyone cheered loudly as she poked her eyes out of the water like a hippo.

calum stood up and stormed over to get alcohol off of emilee, who was currently drinking straight from the keg. "yo waddup?"

calum ignored her, grabbing himself a drink, sculling it, and walking over to the water slide. everyone stared quietly as he took his shirt and jeans off. kelsea was too busy doing somersaults in the water to pay attention, until she rose up and frowned at him. he ran in his boxers, diving on the waterslide and flying into the pool with a flip. everyone screeched as loud as they could in excitement. kelsea scoffed, her eyes still sticking out like a hippo, and slowly sinking down.

michael's arm dangled around doris' shoulder as they walked towards ashton's van. ashton groaned loudly as someone spray painted a giant ding dong on the side of the car. kelsea chuckled, taking selfies with the penis in different ways. he tried rubbing it off with his hand, everyone else trying to help as well. luke groaned aggressively, spitting on it and rubbing it quickly.

the next door neighbour glared at them through the window in discomfort, slowly closing her curtain.

kelsea rolled into the back, tugging doris and emilee in. she grabbed rhiannon by the hair and yanked her in as well, making her scream like a chimp on drugs. calum shot gun the front seat and got in quickly. luke and michael jumped into the back and laid on the floor. there were only 4 seats in the back of the van that faced each other on both sides. all the girls sat in the seats as they talked.

"lets say who has a crush on who..." kelsea slurred, "in this car."

"this is going to be easy." rhiannon scoffed, pushing her hair out of her face.

"mE FIRST!" doris yodelled. "i bet rhiannon likes aSHTON HA! one point for me!"

"of course i do we are dating." rhiannon frowned.