kelsea decided to let everyone come over to her flat tonight for dinner. seems as all ashton's car was getting fixed, they all went in luke's car. as they drove in his crystal black honda hr-v, kelsea spotted a girl walking down the cold streets.
"REJECT!" she squealed, making luke flinch. him and aSshton were in the front whilst kelsea, doris and emilee were at the back. "slow down the car, luke" she whispered.
"what?" luke frowned and turned to look at her.
"eyes on the road !" she groaned, "just do it."
luke's car got very close to the girl, and she didn't realise as she had her head buried in her phone. suddenly, kelsea swung the door open and used her legs to pull the girl into the car.
"WHAT THE FUCK?" luke yelled as the girl screamed loudly and kicked in the back seat.
"DRIVE, BREADSTICK, DRIVE!" kelsea shouted as she held the girl down.
"kelsea! what the fuck are you going !" ashton spun around to look at her, "you just kidnapped a girl."
the brunette kept screaming and kicked doris in the face, twice. kelsea just tried to keep q conversation with her.
"are you new?" she frowned, the girl just kept screaming and kelsea rolled her eyes, "dude, we aren't kidnapping you. you go to our school, correct?"
the girl stopped breathing and took giant breaths. she was sprawled out on emilee and kelsea's laps. "i just moved here."
"cool." kelsea nodded and looked out the window.
"um, why am i in your car?" the girl asked and kelsea turned to look at her. she stopped for a second, forgetting why she did, then remembered.
"i have a proposal." she stuck her finger in the air, "do you want some moola?"
the girl looked her right in the eye as the car went silent, then she began to scream and kick again. luke swerved along the road as the girl kicked him in the back of the head.
"she'd be great!" kelsea cheered as she tried to hold her skinny body down.
they were all in kelsea's flat, eating pizza off of the coffee table. the brunette, who they were yet to establish what her name is, was tied to one of the giant cement poles in the apartment. (i forgot what the apartments are called but they're cool)
kelsea walked over to her and bent down in front of her. "want some pizza?"
the girl raised an eyebrow, then nodded frantically. kelsea took the duct tape off her mouth and practically fed it to her.
"so you want me..." the girl chewed, "to join your gang to rob stores?"
"yup." kelsea grinned as all the others grinned at her too.
"you've got to be kidding me." she sighed, "are you all crazy."
"you'd get so much money, bro." kelsea nodded.
"what if we get caught? arrested? killed?" the girl frantically panted.
"calm down. i have watched my fair share of TV series. i know what's up." kelsea began, "plus, do you want friends at school, or not?"
"you promise we won't get caught?" the girl sniffed in fear.
"i promise." kelsea smiled, she began untying her, "plus, if we get caught, we'll blame it on doris or felix."
"hey!" doris and felix said in unison. felix was also here, and also tied to a pole as he arrived when the others did and karate chopped the TV in excitement.
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rejects // fivesauce
Umorismoa group of idiots who seem to think they're professional criminals, but they're just stupid. © urbanehood, 2016