felix screamed as kelsea widened his nostrils. ashton, luke and calum sat on the couch in disgust.
"y'know pubes..." kelsea sighed, "you should be happy i am helping you because i despise you, like a lot. i despise a lot of people in this apartment at the moment actually."
ashton and luke snapped their heads to look at calum, making him roll his eyes.
"um, thanks i guess?" felix asked as he ate another chicken nugget, kelsea's fingers still up his nose. "i need to use the bathroom."
"wait!" kelsea screeched, making him stop and turn to her, his nose red. "are you taking a shit... perhaps?"
"yes." he squinted his eyes at her, "am i not allowed to?"
"no, do it." she held her hands up. "then you'll find the piece."
he stared at her for a while, finally getting what she meant and sprinting for the bathroom.
"do you think he'll find it?" calum asked, glancing at kelsea who scowled at him while shoving a chicken nugget into her mouth.
"supposedly." ashton shrugged, texting on his phone.
"are you texting rhiannon?" kelsea wiggled her eyebrows, making ashton blush and look away.
"that's gross." luke screwed up his face.
"gET OUT OF ME!" felix roared from the bathroom.
"oh god." kelsea's eyes widened. the group sat in silence as felix groaned in pain and screamed every now and then. "who wants to watch a movie? like on full volume? outside?"
"yea." the three other boys said in unison, quickly getting up and walking outside. kelsea picked russell up and headed to open the door. the four of them sat in the small couch area, picking a movie to watch on her outdoor tv. her grandparents spoiled her... a lot.
screams came from inside as michael, rhiannon, emilee and doris ran for the balcony. they all covered their noses and cried for fresh air. emilee pushed the door open and leaped onto the couch, michael slamming it behind everyone as they got outside.
"it smells like death in there!" emilee screeched as she clutched to the outdoor couch.
"i think i died, and came back to die again." rhiannon scrunched up her face and sat next to ashton. he awkwardly wrapped an arm around her waist, her head resting on his shoulder.
kelsea smirked, putting the movie on and sitting with russell on one of the outdoor bean bags beside the couch seems as all the only free spot was next to calum.
ice age played on the tv as the group watched in silence, kelsea deciding to order pizza and make the man climb up the outdoor stairs that went up the side of the building seems as all she didn't want to go back inside. they ate the food as felix rushed out from the bathroom, the monopoly trash can piece in his hand and a big smile on his face, only to faint at the terrible smell he created. they left him on the floor.
kelsea turned to stare at rhiannon and ashton, pulling out her phone to text rhiannon.
k swizzle: so... u lyk ash tonne?
rhiannon the rissole: yes.
k swizzle: but u still like ryan don't you?
rhiannon the rissole: yes :3
k swizzle: wow tough
k swizzle: ashton or ryan go
rhiannon the rissole: don't make me choose i had big feelings for ryan and i have only just started to like ashton how dare you fool
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rejects // fivesauce
Humora group of idiots who seem to think they're professional criminals, but they're just stupid. © urbanehood, 2016
