rejects // fivesauce

vagina birth

doris cheerfully jumped up and down inside the elevator. the doors opened and her body flailed out and ran up to the door. she fly kicked the door open, making everyone inside scream. she slammed it behind her and grinned.

"wHAT THE FECK!" kelsea yelled, sipping her hot chocolate, accompanied by mali and calum. "how did you get in my apartment?"

doris stood and looked at them with a blank face.

"are you gonna say anything, love?" mali asked and walked over to her, handing her a mug of hot chocolate.

"i should get going." she shook her head and headed for the door. the apartment went silent as she attempted to open the door again. the handle jiggled, yet didn't open. "i broke your door."

"oh fek me." kelsea huffed and got up to help her open the door. she looked down at doris' bag, noticing many cards sticking out of them. "what's this?"

she pulled out millions of birthday cards and frowned. "who's birthday is it?"

"mine." doris scoffed, making kelsea stop and turn to the others awkwardly.

"oh. well happy birthday." kelsea nodded. "vagina birth?"

"vagina birth." doris nodded.

"this time a few years ago, you sprung out of your mum's vagina like a rocket!"

"happy birthday!" calum and mali both yelled awkwardly.

"thanks for remembering." doris rolled her eyes.

"you didn't even tell us when it was." kelsea scoffed.

"oh yea i didn't." she shrugged.

"lets have a party." mali grinned.

"where could we have a party?" kelsea scoffed and sat on the couch.

"i don't know..." calum tapped his chin, "maybe in this big ass apartment!"

kelsea squinted her eyes at him and laid down on the couch. russell jumped up and laid on her stomach.

"it's a deal, seems as all you forgot." doris nodded. "maybe it could be a dress up!"

"fine, only because i like dressing up." kelsea mumbled, "but you have to dress as someone or something that has the same first letter as you. my only condition."

"good idea!" mali pointed at her and she grinned.

the whole group sat in mcdonalds, deciding to skip school. "so who's going to kelsea's for doris' party?"

"you're having a party?" ashton frowned at kelsea and she shrugged.

"it's doris' birthday?" emilee scoffed and chuckled.

"yea it is." doris huffed and michael offered to buy her something to eat as a present, which she accepted and jumped in glee, thinking she would freeze like in the movies. however, she didn't and everyone just stared at her awkwardly, michael grabbing her hand and pulling her to the counter.

"it's a dress up party." calum chuckled. "you have to go as something or someone with the same first letter as you."

"ashton can go as an asshole." kelsea chuckled and he pushed her off her chair.

"i already have a perfect idea." he grinned.

"i have no idea." rhiannon huffed and leaned back in her seat.

"you could be a rock!" luke spoke up, standing up.

"that's stupid sit down." rhiannon spat back and he sat down slowly. "that was rude, i'm sorry.'