rejects // fivesauce

ur a beard

"we can explain." kelsea huffed.

"and we can call security." louis spat and walked for the phone.

"oKAY WE AREN'T WORKERS WE ARE GIRLS!" kelsea screeched and ripped off her moustache dramatically.

"i fOOKING KNEW IT!" niall yelled and turned to liam, "U OWE MI 20 BUKS AND A FUKIN CABBAGE!"

"dammit." liam groaned.

"we just wanted to meet you guys. really badly." rhiannon huffed.

"so you dressed up as 2 workers called augustus and ber-"

"dave." kelsea butted in.

"dave," harry seethed, "just so you could meet us?"

"yea that sounds about right." kelsea nodded and turned to rhiannon, who continued to nod as well.

"that's siq." niall grinned, making then smile wildly.

"and why are they here?" liam pointed to calum and ashton.

"we came to ruin their chances with you." ashton mumbled.

"wOT!" kelsea fumed and looked at the two who shrugged.

"what about that other guy!" louis yelled and spun to see luke was gone.

"you mean me." someone whispered and they all turned to see luke up in the corner of the roof like a spider about to attack some bitches. "hi."

"wot the fek." kelsea frowned.

"how did he do dat?" niall gasped.

luke stared blankly off into the distance and slowly slid down the wall, landing on his two feet. "i wanted to meet you as well."

"well you met us," louis nodded, "and now you can leave."

"we brought alcohol !" kelsea squealed and yanked bottles out of her clothes.

"wOAH WHERE DID THEY COME FROM?" niall screeched. "ARE YOU ALL MAGICIANS."

"it's called pockets, niall." harry huffed and sat down. "you can stay. if you throw a party."

"wait wot." rhiannon frowned. "that's a weird thing to sa-"

"deal!" kelsea screeched, shaking their hands and smirking. calum rolled his eyes and stood up.

"lets do this shit." luke roared, glaring at harry and louis as they sat on the couch. "larry will rise mutha fuckas."

"what did you just say?" louis frowned and luke walked backwards towards the wall again, his eyes still locked on the two of them. it was like someone put him walking in reverse.

after a matter of time, a party had successfully kicked in, and the one direction boys invited many celebrities.

kelsea, on the other hand, invited her friends.

"what the fuck the penthouse has a pool?" doris gasped as she walked in. "iS THAT JOHNNY DEPP!"

"nope that's some homeless guy that walked in." kelsea shrugged, making doris' excited grin drop.

"is that who i think it is?" michael breathed deeply as ariana grande walked past him.

"ariana grande is so hot." ashton nodded, earning a glare from rhiannon.

"not her," he scoffed and pointed across the room, "nICK JONAS."

nick jonas turned to look at them as michael eagerly waved, returning the gesture awkwardly.