2UP (Sollux x Reader)

Buckets

(Y/n) POV

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CG: HEY FUCKASS
Ch: who is this?
CG: IT'S KARKAT ANYWAY I WANTED TO ASK YOU IF YOUR IN A MATESPRITSHIP WITH SOLLUX?
CH: errr....
CG: I'M ONLY ASKING BECAUSE I'M CURIOUS AND SOLLUX SEEMED TO BE VERY PROTECTIVE OF YOU.
CH: well I guess I am but I'm not sure why you would be curious.
CG: WELL IT'S JUST YOU SEEM A REALLY NICE PERSON AND AND AND...
CH: Do you fancy me... I'm really sorry I like Sollux please don't be sad.
CG: WHAT...
CG: HAHAHAHAHA
CG: THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE HEARD SO FAR, ME LIKING YOU IN THAT WAY, OH GOD THAT'S HAHAHAHA!
CH: Err... I'm confused.
CG: NO I WANTED TO SEE IF YOUR OKAY HAVING A DIPSHIT AS A MATESPRIT, I MEAN COME ON, HE'S A SARCASTIC MESS.
CH: He's a great guy I  thought he's nice and...
CG: WELL THEN GOOD LOOK YOU'LL NEED IT HE'S FUCKED UP EVERY QUADRANT EXCEPT MATESPRITSHIP IN THIS TIMELINE.
CH: I still am going to go through with this.
CG: HELL THIS IS PERFECT THE PERSON WHO MAKES MISTAKES WITH MR BEE BULGE LICKER.
CH: I don't think it's that funny, I mean it's not like we've fucked up that hard yet. I mean we've had a bucket full of mistakes but...
CG: ...
CG: YOU DID WHAT, I'M 7 SWEEPS YOU SICK FUCK.
CH: Did I say something wrong...
CG: YES YOU FUCKING DID BUT KNOW I REMEMBER THAT YOU HUMANS HAVE A WEIRD WAY OF MATING!
CH: M m mating.

The thought of having sex with Sollux popped into my mind, no depress the perverted thoughts, drepress.

CG: HELLO EARTH TO FUCKING (Y/N)!
CH: what uh no not thinking of anything!
CG: WHAT!
TA: What'2 goiing on ii just 2tep iinto a covo2atiion and KK ii2 2creamiing hi2 head off.
CG: SHE TALKED ABOUT
CH: He talked about
CG: BUCKETS!
CH: Mating!
Ta: errr okay who 2aiid about buckets!
CG: SHE DID I QUOTE ' a bucket full of mistakes but...' SEE BUCKETS I'M SEVEN FUCKING SWEEPS!
Ta: does she know about buckets.
CG: YOUR HER FUCKING MATESPRIT YOU FUCKING TELL HER.
Ta: well I'm 2orry iit'2 gonna be fuckiing awakard wiith you rantiing in the background!
CH: I'm still here and anyway he said about human mating!
CG: YEAH SO YOUR 8 SWEEPS SO IT SHOULDN'T MATTER!
CH: No I think it does Sollux help me out here!
Ta: Karkat you 2houldn't of talked about human mating!
Ta: ii2 there an ea2iier way two say mating we call our mating 2ye2tem 'paiiliing'.
CH: the more you know!
CH: yeah we call it 'sex'
CH: god this feels like sex education.
Ta: look II'm on (y/n) 2iide.
CG: YOU WOULD WOULDN'T YOU! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I TRY!
Ta: Hey ii can't help that 2he's not yelliing  her head off.
CH: I'm still here you know!
Ta: yeah KK can you ju2t go 2o ii can talk to (y/n) about bucket2.
CG: NO I WILL NOT JUST PISS OFF!
CH: Sollux just tell me about buckets.
Ta: okay ju2t tell me about your matiing 2y2tem iit wiill help me tell you about our2.
CH: sigh, you know this is going to be awkard
Ta: ii gue22ed iit would bee.
CH: well basically a boy...

(A/n): nope nope

*one awkward covosation later*
CG: THANK FUCKING GOG THAT'S OVER!
ta: yeah KK your riight human matiing is weiird but I'll be niice and 2ay that it'2 fiine.
CG: HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS ANYWAY (Y/N)?
CG: OH SHIT YOU'VE HAD SEX HAVEN'T YOU!
CH: What no, we get taught this at school and by your parents.
CG: HUMAN CULTURE SURE IS FUCKING WEIRD.
ta: yep that ii2 defiinetly correct!
CH: Says the people who fill buckets!
CG: I'M STILL SEVEN SWEEPS OLD!
CH: yeah and I'm 16 it doesn't get any less awkward!
CG: I BELIEVE IT DOES YOU ARE NOT FLUSTARED OR SHOWING ANY SIGN OF IT BEING AWKWARD!
CH: Oh piss off KK!
CG: fine I will.wow

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(A/n) just saying they are stilk in pesterchum but I want them to interact.

"Hey 2orry about KK he can get..."
"Crabby, yeah I realised." I interrupted his sentence.
"Hey 2o do you wanna watch a moviie." He said jumping on his chair. We were on the meteor before it got chopped in half. "Yeah sure what movies have you got?" I ask.
"Well other than KK 2hiity
romantiic moviie2 nothiing  I could get one onliine." He said smiling. "Why don't we go to my room ii thiink ii Gamzee put a horn piile iin my room."
Horn pile, why would there be a horn pile in Sollux's room?
"It'2 better not two question these thing2!" He said grabbing my hand and leading me to his room.

(A/n) I know what your thinking reader, bad reader and bad writer! XD

"Your room's so messy!" I exclaimed!
"Says you, yours is no better!" He said jumping on the horn pile. "Hey!"
"Oh (y/n) just sit down and what movie do you want watch?" He said pulling me on to the horn pile. I wiggle into the horn pile.
"Oh I really want to watch (f/m)!"
"Okay then he walks off to the computer. I couldn't wait, this was like our first proper date. And then we'll have our second and then and then... Slow the fuck down brain!
"Done now move this horn pile forwards so we can see the computer," he said focusing on the computer.
I push the horn pile froward and hop on it.
The movie started and Sollux sat down next to me, my eyes compltelty focussed on screen. I felt something behind my kneck, I look quickly at Sollux and see that his arm is around me.

I lean into him and his arm pulled me in closer. I could feel my face heat up and I try to focus on the movie. Eeee  Sollux fucking Captor is next to me and he's being like a proper boyfriend and and !!!
Calm down deep breaths!! One two three OTP

A/n what's your OTP I wanna now! Also no shipping wars please! Don't be a dick about ships you don't like!

Sollux looked at me and I quickly look at the screen. He kisses me on the check! Omg gosh omg gosh!

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Well that was a weird part can it get weirder than talking about buckets and fangirling! I think not but then again this is my mind and it probably will get weirder.

Anyway bye!