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Nine and Rose Interview:

This is a totally made up interview, featuring the Ninth Doctor and Rose (Christopher Eccleston and Billie Piper). Let's see how this goes!

Interviewer: Alien from another planet that's curious about who they are: Let's call him Jim!

People Being Interviewed: Ninth Doctor and Rose Tyler

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Jim: This question is for the Doctor, who are you?

Doctor: Well, I'm a Time Lord.

Rose: He's the last one too.

Doctor: Thanks Rose, I could of told him that myself thanks!

Rose: Oh, sorry. *laughs*

Jim: What's a Time Lord?

Doctor: A Time Lord are lords and ladies of time.

Rose: Yeah I think he got that part.

Jim: Yes, I completely understand. But I can see you do not want to talk about your extinct species anymore.

Doctor: We're not extinct! We're almost. I'm still here.

Jim: Right, sorry. Now I have a question for your wife.

Rose: Um, sorry, Jim, but I'm not his wife.

Doctor: Yeah, she's not.

Jim: Oh. Alright then. Anyway, when did you meet this, "Doctor?"

Rose: Well, it all started when I was at work. My shift was ending, and I had to take the lottery money down to Wilson's office, in the basement. Then these mannequins came at me, and then the Doctor was there. He saved me. And also blew up my job thanks.

Doctor: Yep! *smiles*

Jim: How, intriguing. Doctor, why did you take Rose in as your, um...

Doctor: Companion?

Jim: Yes yes, companion?

Doctor: Well, right from the start Rose had all the qualities in a companion. She's smart, brave, loyal, kind.

Jim: Yes yes alright. Now Rose, I understand you are not in a romantic relationship with the Doctor, but is there someone, anyone else?

Rose: No.

Doctor: No?

Rose: No. There's no one.

Jim: Ah. Alright. Doctor, now-----

Doctor: What do you mean, no?

Rose: I mean, no! Mickey and I aren't together. Not anymore.

Doctor: Is it my fault?

Jim: Please, let's juts get on with this interview. Doctor, how old are you?

Doctor: Nine hundred.

Jim: Fascinating. Rose, how old are you?

Rose: Nineteen, almost twenty.

Jim: Mm hmm. Now for the serious questions. Doctor, what would you do if something were to happen to Rose? Is there anyone else you would go to? How much would her loss effect everyday life? Would you be able to live with yourself? What is it was your fault? What if you were the one to end-----

Rose: Alright alright, stop it! Look at him!

Jim: Hmm. Okay, Rose. My question is----

Doctor: We're done here.

Jim: What? We were just getting started.

Doctor: Rose, let's go.

Rose: Yeah, let's get outta here.

Jim: Wait! But wait, please! Doctor! Doctor!