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Best Quotes From Doctor Who Series 1

These are just some quotes from DW Series 1, and if there are two quotes that are bold or underlined means that they are part of a conversation, not bold means they're just a single quote.

Doctor: Run!

Doctor: Nice to meet you Rose. Run for your life!

Doctor: What're you doing her?

Rose: I live here!

Doctor: What'd you do that for?

Rose: That arm was moving. It tried to kill me!

Doctor: Ten out of ten for observation.

Doctor: Do you know like we were saying? About the Earth revolving? It's like when you're a kid. The first time they tell you that the world's turning and you just can't quite believe it because everything looks like it's standing still. I can feel it. The turn of the Earth. The ground beneath our feet is spinning at a thousand miles an hour. And the entire planet is hurtling around the sun at sixty-seven thousand miles an hour and I can feel it. We're falling through space, you and me. Clinging to the skin of this tiny little world and if we let go....That's who I am. Now forget me, Rose Tyler. Go home.

Rose: If you are an alien how come you sound like you're from the North?

Doctor: Lots of planets have a North!

Doctor: This is the year 5.5 slash Apple slash 26.

Rose: Great! Yeah, fine. Once you get past the slightly psychic paper. They're just so alien. The aliens are so alien. You look at them, and they're alien.

Doctor: Good thing I didn't take you to the Deep South.

Doctor: So tell me, Jabe, what's a tree like you doing in a place like this?

Doctor: Yeah, I'm fine. I'm full of ideas-I'm bristling with 'em.

Rose: What sort of date are you? Come on then, tightwad. Chips are on me. We've only got five billion years 'til the shops close.

Doctor: Go out there, dressed like that, you'll start a riot, Barbarella. pointing There's a wardrobe through there. First left, second right, third on the left, go straight ahead, under the stairs, past the bins, fifth door on your left. Hurry up!

Doctor: Blimey!

Rose: Don't laugh.

Doctor: You look beautiful, considering.

Rose: Considering what?

Doctor: That you're human.

Rose: I think that's a compliment.

Rose: We'll go down fighting, yeah?

Doctor: Yeah.

Rose: Together?

Doctor: Yeah. I'm so glad I met you.

Rose: Me too.

Doctor: Nine hundred years of time and space and I've never been slapped by someone's mother.

Doctor: Ah well. Yes. You see, thing is, if were you-if I was going to execute someone by backing them against a wall, between you and me, word of advice: don't stand them against the lift!

Jackie: Gherkins! Yeah, pickled onions! Pickled eggs!

Doctor: You kiss this man?

Doctor: They're just not ready. You're happy to believe in something that's invisible, but if it's staring you in the face-"Nope! Can't see it." There's a scientific explanation for that. You're thick.

Doctor: Why don't you just DIE?!?

Doctor: Go now! Don't drop the banana!

Jack: Why not?

Doctor: Good source of potassium!

Doctor: Nine hundred years old, me. I've been around a bit. I think you can assume at some point I've danced.

Rose: Doesn't the universe implode of you dance?

Doctor: I've traveled with a lot of people, but you're setting new records for jeopardy-friendly.

Doctor: Everybody lives, Rose! Just this once! Everybody lives!

Rose: Look at you, beaming away like you're Father Christmas!

Doctor: Who says I'm not? Red bicycle when you were twelve.

Rose: What?

Doctor: Everywhere we go, two words, following us: "Bad Wolf"

Doctor: You let one of them go but that's nothing new. Every now and then a little victim's spared because she smiled, 'cause he's got freckles. 'Cause they begged. And that's how you live with yourself. That's how you slaughter millions. Because once in awhile-on a whim, if the wind's in the right direction-you happen to be kind.

Doctor: No! 'Cause this is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna rescue her. I'm gonna save Rose Tyler from the middle of the Dalek fleet, and then I'm gonna save the Earth. And then-just to finish off-I'm gonna wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky!

Doctor: You know what they call me in the ancient legends on the Dalek home world? "The Oncoming Storm". You might have removed all your emotions, but I reckon right down deep in your DNA there's one little spark left. And that's fear. Doesn't it just burn when you face me?

The Doctor (hologram): This is Emergency Program One. Rose, now listen. This is important. If this message is activated then it can only mean one thing: we must be in danger. And I mean fatal. I'm dead, or about to die any second with no chance of escape-

Rose: No!

The Doctor (hologram): -and that's okay. I hope it's a good death. But I promised to look after you and that's what I'm doing. The TARDIS is taking you home-

Rose: I won't let you.

The Doctor (hologram): -And I bet you're fussing and moaning now. Typical. But just hold on and listen a bit more. The TARDIS can never return for me. Emergency Program One means I'm facing an enemy that should never get their hands on this machine. So this is what you should do: let the TARDIS die. Just let this old box gather dust. No one can open it, no one will even notice it. Let it become a strange little thing standing on a street corner. And over the years the world will move on and the box will be buried. And if you want to remember me, then you can do one thing. That's all. One thing. Have a good life. Do that for me, Rose. Have a fantastic life.

Rose: I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself. I take the words, I scatter them in time and space. A message to lead myself here.

Doctor: Rose, you've got to stop this! You've got to stop this now! You've got the entire vortex running through your head. You're going to burn.

Rose: I want you safe, my doctor. Protected from the false god.

Rose: You are tiny. I can see the whole of time and space. Every single atom of your existence. And I divide them. Everything must come to death. All things. Everything dies. The Time War ends.

Doctor: Rose, before I go, I just want to tell you, you were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And you know what? So was I.

YES! I love the 9th Doctor, and series 1. Quotes from series 2 will be coming soon!