ULTIMATE Doctor Who Book of Randomness (COMPLETED)

Top Quotes of the 10th Doctor

I have already listed some of his best quotes from series 2 in a previous chapter, so now (suggested to me by AnnabethMellark, thanks!) I will use quotes from after series 2.

I'm... I'm not... I'm not - I'm not from Mars.

They're bigger on the inside.

My mate Ben. That was a day and a half: I got rope burns off that kite, and then I got soaked...and then I got electrocuted!

You're joshing me! I'm talking to an alien? In hospital?! What, has this place got an E.T. department?

Crossing into established events is strictly forbidden. Except for cheap tricks.

I'll tell you what, then: don't...step on any butterflies. What have butterflies ever done to you?

Come on! We can all have a good flirt later!

Expelliarmus!

I love that coat. Janis Joplin gave me that coat.

Yeah, but not yet; who needs secrets, eh? That's why we have to survive, both of us. Don't go.

I lied to you, 'cos I liked it. I could pretend, just for a bit, I could imagine they were still alive... underneath that burnt orange sky. I'm not just a Time Lord, I'm the last of the Time Lords. The Face of Boe was wrong. There's no one else.

There was a war. A Time War. The Last Great Time War. My people fought a race called the Daleks... for the sake of all creation. And they lost. We lost. Everyone lost. They're all gone now. My family. My friends. Even that sky. [reminiscent] Oh, you should have seen it, that old planet! The second sun would rise in the south, and the mountains would shine. The leaves on the trees were silver. When they caught the light, every morning it looked like a forest on fire. When the Autumn came, a brilliant glow though the branches...

Black tie....whenever I wear this, something bad always happens.

Any of them might have done too. You think history is only made with equations?! Facing death is part of being human; you can't change that.

I'm old enough to know that a longer life isn't always a better one. In the end, you just get tired; tired of the struggle, tired of losing everyone that matters to you, tired of watching everything you love turn to dust. If you live long enough, Lazarus, the only certainty left is that you'll end up alone.

Elvis. No! The Beatles. No! Wait, um... um... awww, that remix ... um... I don't know, I am a bit busy.

Oh, I think the explanation might be you've been fooled by a simple olfactory misdirection, a little bit like ventriloquism of the nose. It's an elementary trick in certain parts of the galaxy. But it has gotta be said: I don't like the look of that hydrokinometer. It seems to be indicating you've got energy feeding back all the way through the retro-stabilizers feeding back into the primary heat converter. 'Cos if there's one thing you shouldn't have done, you shouldn't have let me press all those buttons. But, in fairness, I will give you one word of advice: Run!

This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes "ding!" when there's stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at 30 paces, whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow.

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but, actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff.

You two, we're at the end of the universe. Okay?! Right at the edge of knowledge itself! And you're busy...BLOGGING!

Hermits United. We meet up every ten years, swap stories about caves. It's good fun. For a hermit.