Dark Park is a sequel to Scrubber-Town, but if anything is worse than its next door suburb. There are more cat fights, vandalism, especially by the Spite Club Girls, grafitti and bad behaviour in general, particularly emanating from the Dark Park
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Many of you will be aware that the nation's leading budget airline is Asteroid Air. The company's slogan is Truly Astonishing Asteroid Air, but critics and there are, many call it Truly Atrocious Asteroid Air.
Here are ten rude comments that Asteroid Air flight attendants have been overheard making to their passengers.
Sit down and shut the hell up.
Listen dumb arse, we said no phone calls while taking off.
Put the bloody bag up in the lockers and no, I'm not doing it for you.
If you keep pressing the call bell, you'll get electrocuted, so keep going mate.
You're not happy with the service? Allow me to operated the eject button under your seat, so you can leave. Have a nice flight.
Do you really need to eat all that? Just look at the size of you.
Care to join me in the back row for a quickie?
No, we don't have an extension seat belt. You'll have to wing it, ha ha.
We only accept credit cards, mate. You've only got cash? Looks like you'll have to starve. Sorry about that.
You need to make a connecting flight? Well, we're running late, so good luck with that.
Stace and I were told about these by a friend who has connections with Asteroid Air, but we're not naming names. If we hear any more we'll keep you posted.
Luv Youse Always
Lacey and Stacey.
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