Take the monsters away | Phan (Completed)

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A/N: Guys i'm the worlds biggest procrastinator, I stared writing this at 11 and it's almost 6 and I have 182 words done, lets just say I found a really long fanfiction (64 chapters to be exact) and the nightcores, plus other 20 minute videos..... 

~Dan's POV~ 

   I woke up to feel a something wrapped around me, oh yeah... I look at the clocke to see '5:45.' Ugh. I unlace Phil's arm from my waist so I could sit up and well actually move. I go to use the toilets, and walk back to the lounge to see Phil, still asleep. 

Pphhiill wake uuuppp. I heard him grumble and sway around a little, until I heard, No leave me here to die ((That's a reference to something no one would get)) 

Phil, school 

Noooo 

Yes come on get up. I walked over and ponced on him, literally, before started shaking him, hehe payback is a bitch isn't it. 

Daannn stop let me sleep I went to bed to late 

Phil we have school in like 45 minutes 

Fiiiinnnneeee, have it your way 

Good now go get dressed, i'll just wear my clothes from yesterday 

Okay mom 

Now, honey I try and fail to do it in a ladies voice, making Phil slightly chuckle. He stood up, well more like wobbled up and walk to the kitchen. He pulled out some oj and some poptarts, wait where the hell did he get poptarts they don't sell them here, at least not that I know of. 

Poptart? 

Oh um I have never had one 

What really, wow okay well here try one. I grab it out of his hands and examine it. Not eat but examine it, looking over bits and piece of it, hey I'm an observer, I don't like to jump into things. After a moment of looking like a complete idiot, I slowly take a bite. I mean it's not bad, it's not like it's the best thing in the world though. I devour it because i'm hungry and I know I probably wouldn't eat for the rest of the day. I nod at Phil, signalling thank you as he starts to walk to a room, I'm guessing his bedroom. I walk to the bathroom and fixed my fringe, my curly mess of a fringe. I hear Phil rummaging through something but being me I don't pay much attention to it. I make my way back to the lounge, grab my backpack and sit down in one of the couches waiting for Blue eyes ((New nickname, like it, hate it, I don't know you tell me)) God what takes him so long? 6:50 

Phil, we will be late, hurry up 

I'll be right there, hold on 

I stood up, and was about to wait out side before someone grabbed my sholders from behind and yelled something between the lines of RAWR, I odveisally jump and I heard a little boy who was about to get punished laugh loudly behind me. 

I've said it once and i'll say it again, Phil your such an arsehole! I saw him fall to the floor, still laughing, and clenching his stomach. Okay, it wasn't that funny, all I did was jump a little. Just like this morning I pounce on him. I go and sit up on his stomach and started growling and shaking his sholders slightly. 

~Phil's POV~ 

     I laid on the floor, laughing my guts out, with Dan on my stomach growling and shaking my sholders. Before he could do anything I flipped us over so now Dan was on the ground and I was on top of him. I didn't have a plan so I just stared at him, still laughing my ass off. Realizing the time I climb off Dan, grabbed my backpack and started to walk out of the flat. It was only a split moment before Dan rushed to my side. 

~This chapter was extremely short I know, mere ps it's now 9:30 and this chapter is only 740 words procrastinator level: 999~