Take the monsters away | Phan (Completed)

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~Phils POV~

It's been a few months since Dan proposed, 3 months to be exact and me and Lee were out shopping for a bridesmaid dress. Me, having absolutely no knowledge on this subject was wondering around like a confused puppy, Lee leading the way. Today was the day we had to shop for everything, Dan and the Guys were out at different venues, renting certain suits for September 5th, which was only 5 months away, holy shit that's close. We were in a small shop off the Manchester border. They mostly focused on more laid back dresses, shorter dresses with a cool design, like a galaxy dress or a starry night dress, but there was still some pretty nice long dresses in all colours, so really I'm not complaining. Together Lee and I had picked out 7 dresses in total, me having to be dragged to the outside of the women's dressing room while she tried them on and modeled for me because 'I'm the one who's getting married so I was the one who has to make the final decision' or whatever. I sat down on the bench, pulling my phone from my pocket as it started to buzz, it was a text from Cry.

C: We are picking out tuxedos right now, and Pewdie, Destery, Echo and Dan are making a mess in the dressing room that Me and Ian have to clean up...why is you fiancé like this

P: I don't know he's Dan, but me and Lee are modeling dresses, I mean Lee is, but how long are you guys going to be out, it will probably be another 3 hours for me and Lee

C: About 2, 2 and a half hours I don't some where around there, do want to met up and go out to eat

P: Yeah that's sounds good

I shove my phone back in pocket as I heard the blinds open. Lee came out, frilling her dress, spinning around, as if she was a model on the runway. It was a bright pink dress, with a jeweled incrusted belt attached. I shook my head no, and she nodded agreeing, because it was far from her. She drew the curtain back. It didn't take her but two seconds to come out with a different dress, this one being a mint shade, with a black under skirt. Before I could say anything I heard a 'aww' from the doorway. I turn my head to see an employee, holding her hands to her heart. She came walking over, standing right next to me. She glanced down at my engagement ring and looked at Lee.

"Aww is this your fiancé?"

We immediately burst out laughing, me having to wipe my tears away.

"No miss, she's my best woman for my wedding, we are just trying to pick out a dress for her, I'm getting married but not to her"

I pull out my phone and pull up a picture that Ian just sent me, a picture of him and Dan posing in the mirror, looking like idiots. I showed the picture to the employee, Carol, and pointing to Dan.

"That's my fiancé"

I looked over and Lee was already changing. Carol started smiling looking up

"I remember when I was getting married to my girlfriend, it was amazing"

She turned, walking away as her manager called for her. Lee came out in a beautiful Lavender dress. I nodded my head as she twirled around, acting like a little princess, it was cute.

"This one?"

"That one"

She changed and we walked up to pay for it, again being mistaked as a couple, even though Lees gay pride tattoo was clearly showing. We got in my car, gently placing the dress in the trunk, going to go to the tuxedo rental so I could pick up my suit that I already preordered. It was just a simple navy blazer and navy pants, a black undercoat and a white bow tie. Yes I'm wearing a bow tie for my wedding, don't judge me. As I was entering the turnpike I felt my phone vibrate, it was a text from Dan. I handed Lee my phone to check it and she immediately burst out into a laughing/coughing fit.

"What did he send?"

We were boarding traffic so I looked over at the image Lee had pulled up. No joke on the screen was a mirror pic, of Dan, with his under shirt unbuttoned, his blazer gone, having his pants pulled down a little to reveal his boxers, biting his tie, smirking. What made the pic even better is was that he was Sporting the whole douchebag arm on neck thing ((that's the best way I am describe it okay tumblr chill.)) Even slightly turned on I still manage to laugh, because I get that he is my fiancé but that's still hilarious in every way possible.

P: Nice boxers ~Lee